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Smelly of choice. Page 3

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2008, 6:44 PM GMT

On that subject, look at these donut soaps!!

Hand soap:

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Aagh!!

That is almost as ugly and scary as real babies.

Joop Go. It's nice!

Quote: DaButt @ November 23 2008, 8:05 PM GMT

Hand soap:

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What's that from, the Gary Glitter Toiletries Collection? You couldn't wash your cock with those could you? Far too disturbing.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 23 2008, 8:20 PM GMT

You couldn't wash your cock with those could you?

Depends on the size of your cock..... and the size of the hands....

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Mmmmm.... soapy tit wank....

kjs

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 23 2008, 7:42 PM GMT

My flatmate once ate my facemask.

While it was on?

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 23 2008, 8:20 PM GMT

You couldn't wash your cock with those could you? Far too disturbing.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ November 23 2008, 7:54 PM GMT

I'mma change the name back, I think. Must have been long enough now for its purpose.

I don't agree, but the choice is of course yours.
If you do though, expect a very toned down and slightly evasive version of me for a while yet.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 24 2008, 12:16 AM GMT

While it was on?

I would have been mad but lucky for me, it wasn't on my face Laughing out loud.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 24 2008, 12:16 AM GMT

I don't agree, but the choice is of course yours.
If you do though, expect a very toned down and slightly evasive version of me for a while yet.

How long, bitch?

I'm wearing Essence of Ferret right now. During the week it's Eau de Turkish Latrine.

Quote: DaButt @ November 23 2008, 8:05 PM GMT

Hand soap:

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BTW, what's with the huge malformed brown hand to the bottom right? It looks like Jon Merrick's foot or something. How did that abomination make it onto the shelves? :O

Isn't that what coloureds look like?

Vanilla perfume? Angel by Thierry Mugler.

Think he almost went bankrupt. Can't think why - I've bought loads, though never for myself.

I loved Angel Innocent, but now I use Lolita Lempicka because my mum decided to use the former. Unimpressed

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 24 2008, 5:29 PM GMT

Lolita Lempicka

I've never heard of that, but I'm loving the name!

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Pretty bottle, too.

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