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Quote: chipolata @ November 24 2008, 4:30 PM GMT

I guess I'm thinking of rifles where you put a clip in and you can just spew out bullets willy-nilly.

Automatic weapons have been illegal in the U.S. since the 1930s.

I think you can twist it around any ol way you want there Da Butt but guns are made to kill and they are not neccessary in everyday life. I am sure you could find something more productive to do with your time. I still stand by genetics.

Quote: Dr Mato @ November 24 2008, 4:36 PM GMT

I think you can twist it around any ol way you want there Da Butt but guns are made to kill and they are not neccessary in everyday life. I am sure you could find something more productive to do with your time. I still stand by genetics.

1) Yes, guns can kill. Shooting guns is also a recreational activity and an Olympic sport. And let's not forget that the human race wouldn't exist if it weren't for hunting and killing things.

2) They are not necessary for most people in most situations, but there are many situations where they save lives and even the most anti-gun zealot would wish he had one in his hands.

3) I do not own a single firearm. Never have.

4) Genetics? Give me a break.

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2008, 4:31 PM GMT

Automatic weapons have been illegal in the U.S. since the 1930s.

Ok one where you have to work the trigger very fast.

They may carry out a massacre but at least they'll get RSI.

Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2008, 4:44 PM GMT

They may carry out a massacre but at least they'll get RSI.

Serves the bastards right. Maybe we should just amputate the index fingers of all gun-carrying criminals?

It's worth remembering Columbine et al were carried out by people who carried out massacres and then killed themselves.

First and only time but still plenty of deaths.

I'd sell with strict licensing pepper spray, laced with the owners DNA.

Therefore if you use it for naughty reasons, your evidence is all over the victims face.

Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2008, 4:51 PM GMT

Therefore if you use it for naughty reasons, your evidence is all over the victims face.

Sounds like every porno flick I've ever seen.

Could even be a quote from Power Rangers Bukake force Alpha.

Who needs firearms when you have frozen poultry on hand?

Bystanders outside a Harris Teeter in Fuquay-Varina intervened in a carjacking by striking the suspect in the head with a frozen turkey, according to a report posted on a television news Web site.

Garner police said 30-year-old Fred Ervin had stolen money from a BP gas station, then approached Irene Moorman Bailey, who was loading groceries in her car outside a nearby Harris Teeter, according to WRAL.

Witnesses told police that the man started beating Bailey in the face, trying to get her keys.

"The lady was being beaten on the ground. She was lying on the ground and the guy was on top of her - physically hitting her," shopper Randy Owens told WRAL.

Bystanders intervened, hitting Ervin in the head with a frozen turkey that Bailey bought, police told WRAL.

Police said Ervin took off in Bailey's 2001 Nissan Maxima, striking five other cars, before he was apprehended, according to WRAL. Ervin was hospitalized in serious condition as of Sunday night.

When released, police said he will face charges of assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury, robbery, driving with a revoked license, hit and run and larceny, according to WRAL.

Don't underestimate a weapon where you can eat the evidence.

Then there's the old stab-'em-with-a-pointy-piece-of-ice trick.

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