Moan, moan...
Things you should never do to a woman.... Page 3
Strop, strop... 
What's with all the fragile male egos in this thread? Most of what she said is true - apart from:
3) Tell your mates all the sordid details of your sex life. No we do NOT talk about you too, Sex and the city lied to you.
which is clearly a lie and nothing will convince me otherwise.
But apart from that...
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 24 2008, 2:52 AM GMTWhat's with all the fragile male egos in this thread? Most of what she said is true - apart from:
3) Tell your mates all the sordid details of your sex life. No we do NOT talk about you too, Sex and the city lied to you.
which is clearly a lie and nothing will convince me otherwise.
But apart from that...
...what have the Romans ever done for us?
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 24 2008, 2:52 AM GMTWhat's with all the fragile male egos in this thread? Most of what she said is true - apart from:
3) Tell your mates all the sordid details of your sex life. No we do NOT talk about you too, Sex and the city lied to you.
which is clearly a lie and nothing will convince me otherwise.
But apart from that...
I have never spoken to a woman about a particular guy in that way ever and never heard any woman talk like that myself! I have heard talk of sexual positions and gadgets and things but no named person or what they did. When I have heard talk of a guy, it's normally about nice things he has done, cute things about him, or the opposite, what a bastard he was but never what he was like in the bedroom. Nice girls just don't.
Ruby, go to the States. There's a great bit in Michael Crichton's book Disclosure where the main character (male) overhears two women discussing "whether Mel Gibson has better buns than Richard Gere. They were talking about the crack in the ass, lift and separate..."
And it is absolutely true, as far as you can generalize, the level of openness is on a whole new plane.
I got paired off with a divorcee on a rooftop restaurant in San Francisco. Within ten minutes she'd told me how she'd visited a spanking club on her last visit to New York, and how it was seven years before her ex-husband gave her her first orgasm, and she wasn't just dissing him either.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 12:29 AM GMT13) Arrive on her doorstep at 3am with a bag of chips in one hand and the neighbours flowers in the other.
I used to do that one quite a bit a few years back! What woman wouldn't want to be woken up by a stupidly drunk man, stinking of vinegar, looking for love squeezings?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 24 2008, 9:59 AM GMTI used to do that one quite a bit a few years back! What woman wouldn't want to be woken up by a stupidly drunk man, stinking of vinegar, looking for love squeezings?
It might of been because you were picking houses at random.
Quote: Gavin @ November 24 2008, 10:24 AM GMTIt might of been because you were picking houses at random.
Just playing the odds, one day that's gonna work out for me!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 24 2008, 9:59 AM GMTI used to do that one quite a bit a few years back! What woman wouldn't want to be woken up by a stupidly drunk man, stinking of vinegar, looking for love squeezings?
Love squeezings, that's what you have on your chips?
eeurrgghh
As I'm currently single and have just read Rubes list I now understand why. Who'd have known ay?
Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2008, 10:30 AM GMTLove squeezings, that's what you have on your chips?
eeurrgghh
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 1:56 AM GMTI doubt ANYONE here is going to take it as serious clog wearing cropped haired man bashing! ... If I had, for a start Aaron would have shot me down straight away!
I dunno, it's possible. I hate men though, so I suppose it depends on how you would have phrased it!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 12:29 AM GMTI'll start.
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO TO A WOMAN.
Just assume that anyting you do is going to be wrong.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 2:10 AM GMTAs regards the reciprocal. I was taught to lick the alphabet in sequence. It seems to work, but that is about how far advice on cunnilingus goes for us men generally.
Haha, well I've never had any advice, and seem to do just fine. Maybe it's instinct.
"Iiiiiiiiiinstinct!"
Quote: Timbo @ November 24 2008, 11:09 AM GMTJust assume that anyting you do is going to be wrong.
Quote: Aaron @ November 24 2008, 11:10 AM GMTHaha, well I've never had any advice, and seem to do just fine. Maybe it's instinct.
"Iiiiiiiiiinstinct!"
Cunnilingus is really too good for women, but there's nobody else you can do it on.