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But at least his wife's not a wide-mouthed frog!!!!!!!!!

Quote: charley rance @ June 28, 2007, 8:26 PM

A slightly larger twat than the last one.

Larger in twat-ness, or physically?

Quote: David Chapman @ June 28, 2007, 8:32 PM

But at least his wife's not a wide-mouthed frog!!!!!!!!!

LOL, very true.

Fatness.
If we're going to judge their wives purely by how they look, we might as well judge them too.

Physically a larger twat. Mentaly probably about the same in twatness.

I'm singing in the rain...just singing in the rain...what a glorious feeling...im happy again...da da da da...da da da da da...alright mate i'll pick the chewing gum off the pavement... with that tooth pick...its not as if i've anything else better do do...there aint nowt alse going down on TINTER-NET

Anyone who wants power shouldn't be given power ergo I should be made king of the world mwahahahahahahahaha... but i'd turn it down.

We have a decent home secretary I see. Well *fingers crossed*
Jacqui Smith the first female Home Secretary.
If you want a job done properly, bring in a woman. WooHoo!

Quote: charley rance @ June 28, 2007, 10:14 PM

If you want a job done properly, bring in a woman. WooHoo!

If you want more than one job done properly, bring in a woman.

Quote: charley rance @ June 28, 2007, 10:14 PM

We have a decent home secretary I see. Well *fingers crossed*
Jacqui Smith the first female Home Secretary.
If you want a job done properly, bring in a woman. WooHoo!

That's all women are good for - looking after the home!

Patricia Hewitt.

Quote: David Chapman @ June 28, 2007, 10:21 PM

That's all women are good for - looking after the home!

Natural instinct. ;)

Quote: ajp29 @ June 28, 2007, 10:15 PM

If you want more than one job done properly, bring in a woman.

Thats true AJP. We are the better sex at doing more than one thing at a time. Woo Hoo!

Apart from reproduction.

Lordy! I dont know if you are listening to what I am at the mo but poor old Queenie needs 3 million for repairs to her home. The government have declined to help so far. YEY!!!!!
I need a few grand on repairs. If she gets it in the end, I want it based on, that on my death the state will take inheritance tax off my babys.

Remember the good old days...when Labour were left wing and the Tories
had oranges in their mouths!

Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ June 28, 2007, 10:32 PM

Remember the good old days...when Labour were left wing and the Tories
had oranges in their mouths!

Laughing out loud

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