Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 1:51 AM GMTChrist, a lot of points about things you should never do to a woman?
Things you should never do to a man?
...Don't treat it like a plunger that you're trying to unblock a sink with. And... I think, that's it, probably.
I once saw a comic who said the best way was to treat it like meeting a good friend. Firm handshake, eye to eye contact......
Silence.......
Now perhaps that's not so funny, eh?
Maybe it's because guys like me who genuinely do try to treat women properly and with manners (age and experience, sadly) are a bit offended that it should have to be spelt out for them...
As regards the reciprocal. I was taught to lick the alphabet in sequence. It seems to work, but that is about how far advice on cunnilingus goes for us men generally. A lot of us chaps actually enjoy this sexual task and want to do a good job. The alphabet thing though... would dyslexics be at risk of disappointing their good lady?
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 2:10 AM GMTAs regards the reciprocal. I was taught to lick the alphabet in sequence. It seems to work, but that is about how far advice on cunnilungus goes for us chaps genrally. A lot of us chaps actually enjoy this sexual task and want to do a good job. The alphabet thing though... would dyslexics be at risk of disappointing their good lady?
Definitely not. They'd have to slow down, which is a VERY good thing in the oral sex department...and anyway variety is the spice of life!
Quote: Huge Bear @ November 24 2008, 2:09 AM GMTSilence.......
Now perhaps that's not so funny, eh?
Maybe it's because guys like me who genuinely do try to treat women properly and with manners (age and experience, sadly) are a bit offended that it should have to be spelt out for them...
I am really sorry you feel that way Mr. Bear and I haven't said anything about this appling to ALL men. I have explained this was a joke, not to be taken seriously and I've apologised to you. I really don't understand why you are taking this out of context because it wasn't as if I was actually attacking you personally or started off saying something like all men are pigs, etc. I think you may have totally misunderstood the context and again I'm sorry you feel that way. Shall we just drop this before it gets silly? I really don't want an argument over a joke. Okay 
BTW. The slience might be the fact it's past 2am on a monday morning here.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 2:10 AM GMTAs regards the reciprocal. I was taught to lick the alphabet in sequence. It seems to work, but that is about how far advice on cunnilingus goes for us men generally. A lot of us chaps actually enjoy this sexual task and want to do a good job. The alphabet thing though... would dyslexics be at risk of disappointing their good lady?
If you go with the Japanese alphabet, you can be there a week! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 2:20 AM GMTIf you go with the Japanese alphabet, you can be there a week!
Yes, but most of that week could be spent coughing up pubic hair. (*slaps own wrist*)
Mars and Venus? I tried to make up two posts ago! 
It's OK...but you still have to bring me that beer...
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 2:25 AM GMTYes, but most of that week could be spent coughing up pubic hair. (*slaps own wrist*)
Would save you a fortune on floss.
Quote: Huge Bear @ November 24 2008, 2:25 AM GMTMars and Venus? I tried to make up two posts ago!
It's OK...but you still have to bring me that beer...
Which one? The one I peed in or the one stirred with Aarons knob?
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 2:25 AM GMTYes, but most of that week could be spent coughing up pubic hair. (*slaps own wrist*)
7346) Do NOT, under any circumstances, suggest she shaves her pubic hair...
There's a story I could tell you...
Quote: Huge Bear @ November 24 2008, 2:27 AM GMT7346. Do NOT, under any circumstances, suggest she shaves her pubic hair...
There's a story I could tell you...
PUCKED CHICKEN!
All I'm saying.....
True. The amount I spend on candy-floss stapled to a split leg of lamb is exorbitant.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 2:27 AM GMTWhich one? The one I peed in or the one stirred with Aarons knob?
True. The amount I spend on candy-floss stapled to 2 stapled-together lamb chops is exorbitant. I remove the stick, I'm not base.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 2:28 AM GMTTrue. The amount I spend on candy-floss stapled to a split leg of lamb is exorbitant.
You have CLEARLY never been to Devon.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 2:28 AM GMTPUCKED CHICKEN!
All I'm saying.....
Nag, nag...