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Weird things you have read about. Page 24

At least it's not $cientology.

(Oh yes, I used the dollar sign instead of an s, I am hilarious and witty...) :/

MJ makes Elvis, Amy Winehouse, George Michael, Howard Hughes and every other screwed-up celeb look like an amateur in comparison.

I didn't know he was a Jehova's Witness!
Can you imagine the Jackson 5 knocking on your door?
"Convert with me, it's as easy as ABC"

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2008, 12:16 AM GMT

At least it's not $cientology.

They tried hard with the Lisa Marie Presley marriage.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 24 2008, 12:18 AM GMT

I didn't know he was a Jehova's Witness!
Can you imagine the Jackson 5 knocking on your door?
"Convert with me, it's as easy as ABC"

He used to go door to door in disguise till quite late in his career.

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2008, 12:16 AM GMT

At least it's not $cientology.

(Oh yes, I used the dollar sign instead of an s, I am hilarious and witty...) :/

Anyone who writes "M$" seriously, is a dick. IMHO.

Haven't formed an opinion on Scientology yet...

What confuses me is why this MJ case was being filed in London?

.......Oh, Microsoft?

That's the bitch.

Pity. Although not surprised really. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7751064.stm

Quote: DaButt @ November 23 2008, 1:44 AM GMT

Ewwwwwwww!

A new dermatological treatment pulls the cells from newborns' foreskins and injects them, Botox-style, into aging faces.

http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2008-11/foreskin-clear-skin

So they are literally turning people into dick heads! Wow. Weren't they also using tissue taken from corpses to plump out lips? Sanitized, of course. But still a bit like perpetually kissing a corpse. Do you think right now there's someone walking around with a foreskin face and corpse lips?
Errr

Love to hear his side of the storyLaughing out loud

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081127/ap_on_fe_st/odd_driving_while_naked;_ylt=AmiT7uo1iyRSSu67jeXd7QLtiBIF

Ha!

What no Jesus chocolate? http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE4AP6YM20081126

Laughing out loud Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeesome.

I really want to ask this man a few questions!!!!

Nebraska's 'Butt Bandit' suspect faces charges

VALENTINE, Neb. - Ten misdemeanor counts have been filed against a man Cherry County authorities believe is the vandal some townspeople have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."

Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie, of Valentine. All are misdemeanors.

Larvie is suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007.The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly.Scott said Larvie was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning. Larvie could not be reached to comment.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27912944/

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