2 PEOPLE ARE ON A PANEL DOING INTERVIEWS.
A THUG WALKS ON STAGE.
THUG
So what's this job I'm 'ere for you slags?
INTERVIEWER1
Head of the free world.
THUG
Are you taking the piss, the last person who took the piss I punched so 'ard.
'es now brushing his teef with is trousers down.
INTERVIEWER2
Quite serious, it's just the US and the EU are in such a mess that neither will
be able to lead the free world in 2025.
INTERVIEWER1
And your school record is just perfect.
THUG
What beating people up, stealing lunch money and kicking nerds up the bum?
INTERVIEWER2
Switch that for invading countries, ruining economies and bombing Pakistan, perfect.
THUG
I dunno I've been offered anuver job suited to my talents you might say.
INTERVIEWER1
But what other job could suit a vicious, unthinking school yard bully?
THUG
Judge on Strictly Come Dancing?