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What are you smelling at the moment? Page 3

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I do spend a lot on lotions and potions.

Bit like polishing a turd but nevermind!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 9:39 PM GMT

I dunno what to laugh at first, the quote or the fact someone called ME sexy!

I understand your confusion. Some people have been somewhat inexplicably claiming that of me of late. :S

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 9:37 PM GMT

Have a butchers

Ooooo. How long does it lastttttt?

Quote: Aaron @ November 21 2008, 9:49 PM GMT

I understand your confusion. Some people have been somewhat inexplicably claiming that of me of late. :S

Your Mum doesn't count..... Smarmy ;)

Quote: Aaron @ November 21 2008, 9:49 PM GMT

Ooooo. How long does it lastttttt?

I got the medium bottle and I've had it two months. You only need a little.

BTW Promise me you will not turn into Danny and get to the point the staff know you on sight.....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 9:53 PM GMT

Your Mum doesn't count..... Smarmy ;)

Oh. :(

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 9:53 PM GMT

I got the medium bottle and I've had it two months. You only need a little.

Hmm, might look into that one then!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 9:53 PM GMT

BTW Promise me you will not turn into Danny and get to the point the staff know you on sight.....

I don't think that there's any danger of that. I'm too cheap! :D

Quote: Aaron @ November 21 2008, 9:55 PM GMT

Oh. :(

Hmm, might look into that one then!

I don't think that there's any danger of that. I'm too cheap! :D

I know. I read that toilet door. Pleased

And I still don't get much trade. Teary

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 9:30 PM GMT

Porridge soap, cinnamony shampoo, strawberry shower gel, chocolate face mask, I'm a buffet!

Sounds like my girlfriend. She's always applying lotions and potions that sound like a meal.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 9:33 PM GMT

I swear Lush see me coming.....

A Lush store just opened here this week. I see Christmas gift possibilities ...

US Lush site! http://www.lushusa.com/shop/

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 21 2008, 11:27 PM GMT

US Lush site! http://www.lushusa.com/shop/

They just opened their first store in San Antonio. I think it's inside a Macy's or something.

I've been trying to discreetly discover if my girlfriend likes Lush products. It's possible that she's loyal only to Bath & Bodyworks; the women at the store know her by name.

I am smelling Burt's Bees almond hand cream, which is just like marzipan!

For his tea Tursiops had smoked haddock accompanied by asparagus with pineapple chunks to follow. His urine has acquired a quite remarkable bouquet.

Now the BCG is back on track !

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