Yep, let's go with that. It's the answer least likely to get me in trouble.
The most outrageous lie... Page 4
And the right one 
I may need your help in return one day!
Some suspicious hoodwinking is going on.
There's rapists on the prowl as a police officer I'll need to stay in your bed to keep an eye out.
And block your fanny with my truncheon.
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2008, 8:00 AM GMTThere's rapists on the prowl as a police officer I'll need to stay in your bed to keep an eye out.
And block your fanny with my truncheon.
bet that pulls them all in
Grannies mostly.
But I usually claim I'm with the neighbourhood watch.
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2008, 8:00 AM GMTThere's rapists on the prowl as a police officer I'll need to stay in your bed to keep an eye out.
And block your fanny with my truncheon.
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2008, 8:00 AM GMTThere's rapists on the prowl as a police officer I'll need to stay in your bed to keep an eye out.
And block your fanny with my truncheon.
I really shouldn't have laughed.