INT. CAR – DAY
DOUG AND JAMES DRIVE DOWN THE MOTORWAY, DOUG AT THE WHEEL.
JAMES:
There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about, Doug. It's about Jane.
DOUG:
What about her?
JAMES:
This isn't easy to say, but… we've been seeing each other.
DOUG:
What? How could you? Me and Jane only broke up a week ago!
THERE'S A FLARE OF TROPHY MUSIC AND A THUMP FROM ABOVE. CAPTAIN PEDANTIC POKES HIS HEAD THROUGH THE SUN ROOF.
CAPTAIN PEDANTIC:
Don't you mean "Jane and I broke up"?
DOUG:
That is what I mean! Thanks, Captain Pedantic!
CAPTAIN:
Don't mention it, pal!
HE TAKES OFF TO A VICTORY TUNE AND DOUG AND JAMES LAUGH GOOD NATUREDLY. THEN DOUG JERKS THE WHEEL, PLUNGING THE CAR INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
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