Quote: Nil Putters @ November 20 2008, 5:30 PM GMTCan't spell The Monkees!*
*sighs* It was supposed to be a joke on the subject of masturbation.
Can't spank the monkey!
Yes! Kind of like that one.
The Monkees are ace though.
What are you listening to now? Page 448
Quote: Moonstone @ November 20 2008, 5:44 PM GMT*sighs* It was supposed to be a joke on the subject of masturbation.
Yes! Kind of like that one.
Then you missed the (G) spot my friend. 
Beat the meat, not the monkey.
Spank the monkey, not the bishop.
Bash the bishop, not the meat.
Quote: Moonstone @ November 20 2008, 5:44 PM GMTThe Monkees are ace though.
Right on the button.
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 20 2008, 5:48 PM GMTThen you missed the (G) spot my friend.
Beat the meat, not the monkey.
Spank the monkey, not the bishop.
Bash the bishop, not the meat.
Look, Nil says: 'I'm listening to the Monkees etc.'
I say: 'Yeah, you can't beat the meat',
or: 'Yeah, you can't spank the monkey',
or: 'Yeah, you can't bash the bishop'.
Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 5:57 PM GMTPeter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey
Yeah, you can't...ne'mind!
I'm a bit sensitive over The Monkees, nevermind Moonstone. 
Quote: Moonstone @ November 20 2008, 5:58 PM GMT
Yeah, you can't...ne'mind!
Yeah, what's the thread topic, bitch?
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 20 2008, 6:00 PM GMTI'm a bit sensitive over The Monkees, nevermind Moonstone.
Aww, but who can blame you. All the stick the little tykes get, getting funny looks, people accusing them of just monkeying around and being too busy singing!
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 6:01 PM GMTYeah, what's the thread topic, bitch?
'How Many Innuendos About Wanking Can You Think Of?'
Isn't it?
Well there is no better than "bashing the bishop", so such a thread would be redundant anyway. 
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 6:18 PM GMTWell there is no better than "bashing the bishop", so such a thread would be redundant anyway.
I dunno, slapping the salami, or milking the bull must be up there?
Not even close.
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 6:21 PM GMTNot even close.
But bashing the bishop's a bit anti-semitic
What about rubbing the rabbi?
But that's a bit ... anti-Christian. Or something.
Damn you pesky Jews.
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 6:26 PM GMTBut that's a bit ... anti-Christian. Or something.
Meh, who cares about the Christians?
Quote: PhQnix @ November 19 2008, 10:27 PM GMTIt's Pitchfork, Robyn. Pitchfork is for scene kids, hence Liars/Arcade Fire recognition.
I refuse to acknowledge scene kids stealing bands that I like. >_<
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 20 2008, 2:52 PM GMTEnola Gay - Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
Blaming my dad for this, but OMD can be amaaaazing.
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 6:18 PM GMTWell there is no better than "bashing the bishop", so such a thread would be redundant anyway.
*Shakes head.* As Matt says, "bashing the wizard."