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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 20 2008, 2:09 PM GMT

Who presents University Challange and flies over Dresdan?

Bomber Gascoigne

:D

Quote: Marc P @ November 20 2008, 2:09 PM GMT

It's called dance with me or something like that. Horrendous lyrics :)

That's the one! (I think my Uncle wrote the lyrics) He's a very good drummer!

Who is the quizmaster on University Challenge and has had certain portions of his bodily hair removed?

Jeremy Back, Sack and Crack-sman.

Any shitter than that one?

Quote: Griff @ November 20 2008, 2:09 PM GMT

When was the last time you watched TV, Dolly?

It wasn't when Jermey Paxman was reading the news. :D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 20 2008, 2:10 PM GMT

That's the one! (I think my Uncle wrote the lyrics) He's a very good drummer!

For a lyricist he's a very good drummer!

I say I say I say. I saw a loaf of bread that I thought was named after Kerry Katona, but then I realised it said "Thick Cut".

Quote: Marc P @ November 20 2008, 2:11 PM GMT

For a lyricist he's a very good drummer!

He said Reginald was quite a character and had had a few refreshments by the time he arrived in the studio that morning.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 20 2008, 2:11 PM GMT

Who is the quizmaster on University Challenge and has had certain portions of his boldily hair removed?

Jeremy Back, Sack and Crack-sman.

Any shitter than that one?

Ha ha! I believe you have now plunged to a new level of shit!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 20 2008, 2:12 PM GMT

He said Reginald was quite a character and had a few refreshments by the time he arrived in the studio that morning.

Legendary for it apparently.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 2:12 PM GMT

I say I say I say. I saw a loaf of bread that I thought was named after Kerry Katona, but then I realised it said "Thick Cut".

What gets drunk at Xmas?

Sherry Katona

In other news, Loreal has just brought a new shampoo out for Amy Winehouse. It's called "Go And Wash".

Hmm...what was that 118 guy called again?

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 2:15 PM GMT

In other news, Loreal has just brought a new shampoo out for Amy Winehouse. It's called "Go And Wash".

Hmm...what was that 118 guy called again?

Brian.

Quote: Nick Rivers @ November 20 2008, 2:14 PM GMT

Ha ha! I believe you have now plunged to a new level of shit!

Very hard to lower the tone on this forum, but I'll have go, oh yes, by crikey.

An old lady was walking through a cemetary when she saw a man squatting behind a gravestone.
"Morning" she says.
"No" he replies, "I'm having a shit".

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 2:19 PM GMT

An old lady was walking through a cemetary when she saw a man squatting behind a gravestone.
"Morning" she says.
"No" he replies, "I'm having a shit".

:D

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