Who reads the news and smells of linseed oil?
Jeremy Flaxman
How many of you have full time/part time jobs? Page 5
Who reads the news and does big poos?
Jeremy Cacksman
Who reads the news and sits in the corner going Eeeeeooooooeeeee
Jeremy Faxman
Who reads the news and also appreciates a good bottom?
Jeremy Crack-man.
Same punch-line, two jokes.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ November 20 2008, 2:03 PM GMTReginald Bosanquet
My uncle wrote and played on a song featuring old Bossie on vocals. It was mental and was voted worst record ever by Kenny Everet on Capital radio.
I'd love to hear it again, haven't heard it for ages.
Hold on though - Jeremy Paxman doesn't even read the f**king news
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 20 2008, 2:05 PM GMTMy uncle wrote and played on a song featuring old Bossie on vocals. It was mental and was voted worst record ever by Kenny Everet on Capital radio.
I'd love to hear it again, haven't heard it for ages.
I have that on cassette somewhere.
Isn't Newsnight the news?
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 2:05 PM GMTHold on though - Jeremy Paxman doesn't even read the f**king news
Yeah, been thinking that for a while, but couldn't remember whether it's Newsnight or not.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 2:05 PM GMTHold on though - Jeremy Paxman doesn't even read the f**king news
Who presents Newsnight and travels all over the world sleeping in budget accommodation?
Jeremy Backpacksman
Who doesn't read the news and is yellow?
Jeremy Pacman.
Quote: Marc P @ November 20 2008, 2:06 PM GMTI have that on cassette somewhere.
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Really?
My uncle still gets royalties I believe.
Quote: Marc P @ November 20 2008, 2:06 PM GMTI have that on cassette somewhere.
It's called dance with me or something like that. Horrendous lyrics 
Who presents University Challange and flies over Dresdan?
Bomber Gascoigne
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 20 2008, 2:08 PM GMT.
Really?My uncle still gets royalties I believe.
Not from me I taped it off the radio