Quote: Marc P @ November 20 2008, 12:22 PM GMTOf course a writer has absolutely the final say over casting.
In what paraelell universe does that happen?
The most outrageous lie... Page 2
Quote: chipolata @ November 20 2008, 12:23 PM GMTIn what paraelell universe does that happen?
A liars one.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 20 2008, 12:04 PM GMTReally excessive herpes ?
Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ November 20 2008, 12:00 PM GMTI was 16 though.
Is that really an acceptable excuse? 
You have to tell outrageous lies to get someone to sleep with you, David? Well, that's not promising. 
Quote: EmsJones @ November 20 2008, 4:36 PM GMTYou have to tell outrageous lies to get someone to sleep with you, David? Well, that's not promising.
I never said I did...
You have to lie to him. I told him I was director general of the BBC once. That got me a damn good night.
Quote: sootyj @ November 20 2008, 10:51 AM GMTI'm really sympahtetic about your whole family being killed in the Congolese genocide, of course you can stay.
Rohypnol never heard of it?
Yes this is the Hilton it just looks smaller at night.
If I don't sleep in your bed then the monster under the bed will eat you.
Yes I used to be black, Bad was my best song and that's Pepsi not Jesus juice.
I think a Black widow might have crawled up there, want me to poke it out?
I was the 5th Beatle and the 6th Jackson brother.
You are the funny one.
Quote: Dr Mato @ November 20 2008, 5:33 PM GMTYou are the funny one.
Don't encourage him!
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 12:34 PM GMT
Is that really an acceptable excuse?
I comfort myself at night being content with the fact that yes, it is an acceptable excuse. Put it this way, she didn't complain......actually she did because I accidentally crushed her handbag during the act. Lipstick was everywhere, mainly over my love length.
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 5:37 PM GMTDon't encourage him!
Aaron that's going on my party Tshirt, along with your "Trust Jews," quote.
Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ November 20 2008, 5:38 PM GMTI comfort myself at night being content with the fact that yes, it is an acceptable excuse.
Oh I don't know, the morals of the young people today!
Sleeping with a virgin is a cure for Aids.
(With hindsight more thought could have gone into that one.)
Incest makes you thin.
I don't think I've told any lies to get someone INTO bed but I did tell a lie to get OUT of bed once. It was with my first girlfriend Pauline (yes really), and I was still a virgin. I was 14 and she was 17.
She got me into bed and dragged me on top of her. I tried to get it in but I couldn't because my fozzer was too tight, so I told her that I'd have to stop because I had a bruise on my willy. She asked how I'd done it and I said I'd fallen against a desk at school.
Now let us never speak of this again.
Fozzer? 