...you told to get someone into bed?
The most outrageous lie...
Hi, you may of heard of me, my name's David Bussell.
I do.
When I left school six years ago, on the last day I told this kind of ok looking girl that I'd always really liked her, just so she would "put out" at the leavers party. She did.
That's the only lie i've told, my charm seems to work just fine...........if you only knew 
I'm Sootyj.
It's my dad's ring.
I'm really sympahtetic about your whole family being killed in the Congolese genocide, of course you can stay.
Rohypnol never heard of it?
Yes this is the Hilton it just looks smaller at night.
If I don't sleep in your bed then the monster under the bed will eat you.
Yes I used to be black, Bad was my best song and that's Pepsi not Jesus juice.
I think a Black widow might have crawled up there, want me to poke it out?
I was the 5th Beatle and the 6th Jackson brother.
Wow, that's really interesting.
I've got a gun.
Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ November 20 2008, 10:07 AM GMTWhen I left school six years ago, on the last day I told this kind of ok looking girl that I'd always really liked her, just so she would "put out" at the leavers party. She did.
Lovely! 
I've six months to live....
Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 11:35 AM GMTLovely!
I was 16 though.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 20 2008, 11:56 AM GMTI've six months to live....
That would put me off if anything. What are we gonna catch from you if you have six months to live??
Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ November 20 2008, 12:00 PM GMTThat would put me off if anything. What are we gonna catch from you if you have six months to live??
Really excessive herpes ? 
I once pretended to be Dave Gilmour's (from Pink Floyd) son. I was 13. She was 30. And she liked Pink Floyd. Obviously. Didn't work. She didn't take me home. Instead took my autograph ! Which I believe I signed as myself - Nick Rivers !!
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