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Teenagers steal pensioners head!

Martina Navratilova prepares for a taste of The Bush.

Oh no. >_<

"Don't look dear, his buttons have come off!"
"Don't worry missus, it's just donkey shit."

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 19 2008, 6:44 PM GMT

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Florence, I think he said show more *fanny*.

French in impressive engineering feat.

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 7:07 PM GMT

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"Chin chin"
"You taking the piss?"

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 7:07 PM GMT

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"I don't even like Bats."

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 7:07 PM GMT

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"Of all the chin joints, in all the towns..."

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 19 2008, 7:11 PM GMT

"Of all the chin joints, in all the towns..."

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You won't believe this, Superman. I just found out Mum and Dad aren't
dead at all...they were just hiding.

JESUS: Just . . . just give it a little tickle.

GIRL: Ahm scared Mr Jesus.

JESUS: If you rub it, you get three wishes.

BANG ON DOOR.

MAN: (O.S) Hey; what's going on in there?

JESUS: Nothing, we're just, we're-

MAN RATTLES LOCKED DOOR.

MAN: (O.S)Now come, you let me in there Jesus!

JESUS: Just scat for ten! I got business in here!

BOY STARTS CRYING, MAN BANGS ON DOOR.

MAN: (O.S)Bad Jesus! Bad Jesus!

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 7:13 PM GMT

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"I paid a lot of money for that meal, I'm gonna get the most out of it"

Unable to cope with his declining fame, Ivor The Engine tragically took his own life
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Quote: Lee Henman @ November 19 2008, 7:18 PM GMT

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Big Fat Controller: "And that's why you don't f**k with me"