"Lifesize double-choc-chip cookies!"
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We're looking for our missing daughter.
Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:17 PM GMT
TO: 118 118
MESSAGE: Some guy keeps touching my forehead. Help?
Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:16 PM GMTIs that for the Bush photo?
Yes.
Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:14 PM GMT
"Aw, Cool. Where is the face painting stall?"
the Antiques Roadshow and would never be
broadcast.
The first antique valued at £1 Million.
Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:14 PM GMT
Bush congratulates the four finalists in the 'So You Think You Look Like Denzel Washington?' competition.
Because all blacks look alike, you see? I'm being all racist, lap it up!
"Chipolata thinks men are Super."
Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:17 PM GMT
Why hasn't Matthew relpied to my texts? Maybe if I forward him that topless picture of myself he'll finally agree to have sexy sex with me. I love Matthew Stott.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 19 2008, 6:44 PM GMTThe incident was quite unprecedented on
the Antiques Roadshow and would never be
broadcast.
Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:53 PM GMT"Chipolata finally felt at home."
Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:55 PM GMT"We're not ginger we're strawberry blonde"
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 19 2008, 6:55 PM GMTWhy hasn't Matthew relpied to my texts? Maybe if I forward him that topless picture of myself he'll finally agree to have sexy sex with me. I love Matthew Stott.
Yeah, don't kid yourself. You're a saaad little man who'd reply desperately. 
Quote: Aaron @ November 19 2008, 6:58 PM GMTYeah, don't kid yourself. You're a well endowed man who'd reply desperately.
All of that is quite true.