Turkey Eggs & Lamb Sandwiches...AWOL Page 2

Quote: zooo @ June 26, 2007, 8:59 PM

They do at least make rabbit flavoured cat food. But according to my cat they should also do fieldmouse, frog and magpie.

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Mine brought a bird into the kitchen last week. It wasn't quite dead.

Quote: Shelly ADHDTV @ June 26, 2007, 9:31 PM

Aaron, is that bit about you being the boss/editor all true? (if it is, then are you the only boss/editor, or can I go on the rota too?. or is it like jury service, and you do a stint when you are bloody well told?.... that also explains why you are my 'spellcheck'..

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Yes, it's true. I made and maintain the place. And along with my trusty minions, keep it running.

Turkey. The John Prescott of the poultry world.

That's an insult to turkey.

You dont get liver sarnies, nor do they cater for the preggers peeps by offering plaster board baguette.
My dad used to have tongue sarnies for work. Urghhhhhhhh. I wouldnt mind but watching Mummy lick the bread forced me into school meals.

Mmk... Ssh now.

Quote: charley rance @ June 26, 2007, 11:34 PM

My dad used to have tongue sarnies for work. Urghhhhhhhh.

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And you've never had one I suppose!

I am a vegetarian that only eats chicken. Fankoo.

I really want a sandwich now...a roast chicken and avocado sandwich!

Quote: EllieJP @ June 27, 2007, 12:34 AM

I really want a sandwich now...a roast chicken and avocado sandwich!

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Talk to Lee he's sandwich man, lord of all sandwiches!!

Quote: charley rance @ June 27, 2007, 12:21 AM

I am a vegetarian that only eats chicken. Fankoo.

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That's like saying I'm a cannibal that only eats lettuce - or something????

Good point... vegetarians don't eat meat. Maybe you should just say you're a chickenarian.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 27, 2007, 12:51 AM

Good point... vegetarians don't eat meat. Maybe you should just say you're a chickenarian.

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Or a mental...

I hate vegetarians who eat fish. It's a f**king animal! Just because it's not cute and fluffy doesn't mine it won't feel pain when it dies for your dinner!

True, i'm not cute and fluffy and i fell pain *starts crying*

I can't eat food unless it's screamed first. It just tastes better. No-one knows why. It just does.