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Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 10:11 PM GMT

Spent most of it on a train.
With a man behind me singing along to every single word of some kind of hip hoppy rap thing.

The other week, I was in the pub and some young scamp came in and rapped at us furiously for about five minutes for no apparent reason. He was pretty good. Then he got thrown out.

Maybe it was the same bloke!
Is he hoping to run into Simon Cowell perhaps?

Okay, it was 4 hours.
But at the time I got up, that was a big chunk of the day!

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 10:31 PM GMT

Maybe it was the same bloke!
Is he hoping to run into Simon Cowell perhaps?

Okay, it was 4 hours.
But at the time I got up, that was a big chunk of the day!

I had to get up for work at 5.30 this morning. I'd take a train journey with Vanilla Ice over that.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 17 2008, 10:24 PM GMT

The other week, I was in the pub and some young scamp came in and rapped at us furiously for about five minutes for no apparent reason. He was pretty good. Then he got thrown out.

I must send you the pics of him!

Was he still rapping as he was being manhandled out of the pub?

He was indeed the black Vanilla Ice.

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 10:36 PM GMT

I must send you the pics of him!

Was he still rapping as he was being manhandled out of the pub?

His skills were too mighty to be silenced by bar staff!

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 10:37 PM GMT

He was indeed the black Vanilla Ice.

Ah, he was a black guy? I feel a fool.

This isn't going well . . . You're supposed to come away realising how great and charming and funny I am.

If he was rapping and being antisocial, it's a fair and safe assumption to make.

*rolls eyes at Aaron being a silly provocational sausage again*

(not that kind of provocational sausage...)

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 10:46 PM GMT

If he was rapping and being antisocial, it's a fair and safe assumption to make.

1973 called, it wants it's opinion back.

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 10:50 PM GMT

1973 called, it wants it's opinion back.

It can't have it! Jim Davidson and I have dual custody.

There's a funny Fast Show sketch featuring Colin Hunt and a Big Issue salesman. Each time the Big Issue seller shouts out "Big Issue", Colin Hunt responds with "Bless you!". This carries on til Colin gets hit. Anyway, I was out in town the other day and saw a Big Issue man who was shouting "Big Issue!", so I responded with "Bless you!" a couple of times.

Then I got hit.

By my girlfriend.

And then she told me to stop being a twat. :(

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 10:46 PM GMT

If he was rapping and being antisocial, it's a fair and safe assumption to make.

Our rapper was white.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 18 2008, 9:01 AM GMT

Our rapper was white.

Yeah, yours wasn't so much antisocial as just plain weird.

Quote: Ben @ November 18 2008, 8:43 AM GMT

There's a funny Fast Show sketch featuring Colin Hunt and a Big Issue salesman. Each time the Big Issue seller shouts out "Big Issue", Colin Hunt responds with "Bless you!". This carries on til Colin gets hit. Anyway, I was out in town the other day and saw a Big Issue man who was shouting "Big Issue!", so I responded with "Bless you!" a couple of times.

Then I got hit.

By my girlfriend.

And then she told me to stop being a twat. :(

Haha, oh dear!

Did you tell her ... No, I dunno.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 18 2008, 9:01 AM GMT

Our rapper was white.

And I doubt it will be the last we hear of him. Stardom beckons!

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