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Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 9:54 PM GMT

Anyway, I've now stooped to a new low and called him but he didn't answer.

He wins... I lose. I'm off to bed.

Night my lubbers and thank for the advice.

Wow, he's playing hardball. Very odd behaviour for a man.

I seem to be doing an Alan Partridge tonight, trying to come up with a sitcom idea from random titles. So far I have,

1. Jill and Fred's Eggsellent Adventure.
2. Book Off.
3. Ham.
4. Weed with Bill and Ben.
5. How to spell stoopid.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 9:54 PM GMT

Anyway, I've now stooped to a new low and called him but he didn't answer.

He wins... I lose. I'm off to bed.

Night my lubbers and thank for the advice.

How rude.

Night Els Wave

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 9:54 PM GMT

Anyway, I've now stooped to a new low and called him but he didn't answer.

He wins... I lose. I'm off to bed.

Night my lubbers and thank for the advice.

I think we all know who is the loser today! And it ain't you!

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 9:58 PM GMT

I think we all know who is the loser today! And it ain't you!

Yeah, but you had to clarify though, didn't you?

Anyway, Zooo, now Ellie's knocked her silly problems on the head, lets me and you talk.

You had a good day?

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 10:02 PM GMT

You had a good day?

Yeah, not bad, ta.

Quote: Leevil @ November 17 2008, 10:03 PM GMT

Yeah, not bad, ta.

Why-I-oughta!!

Why was your day so good?

Quote: Leevil @ November 17 2008, 9:56 PM GMT

I seem to be doing an Alan Partridge tonight, trying to come up with a sitcom idea from random titles. So far I have,

1. Jill and Fred's Eggsellent Adventure.
2. Book Off.
3. Ham.
4. Weed with Bill and Ben.
5. How to spell stoopid.

I got loads can have one of them if you like lol!

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 10:04 PM GMT

Why was your day so good?

I had a KitKat Crunchy.

Quote: Gavin @ November 17 2008, 10:04 PM GMT

I got loads can have one of them if you like lol!

Throw them at me, see what happens.

Quote: Leevil @ November 17 2008, 10:06 PM GMT

I had a KitKat Crunchy.

Oooooooooooooo. Someone is living it large.

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 10:02 PM GMT

Yeah, but you had to clarify though, didn't you?

I like to clarify things to death.

Anyway, Zooo, now Ellie's knocked her silly problems on the head, lets me and you talk.

You had a good day?

Aw, you've turned into the slightly creepy bloke down the pub... :)

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 10:07 PM GMT

Aw, you've turned into the slightly creepy bloke down the pub... :)

Yeah, there's a reason for that.

I'll try a different tact.

So . . . You . . . Had a good day?

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 10:07 PM GMT

I like to clarify things to death.

Aw, you've turned into the slightly creepy bloke down the pub... :)

With his own special tanker they keep for him behind the bar, his loose change scattered all over the table along with his rolling tobacco and papers......

Spent most of it on a train.
With a man behind me singing along to every single word of some kind of hip hoppy rap thing.

He was jolly good, but I could have done without it to be honest.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 10:11 PM GMT

Spent most of it on a train.
With a man behind me singing along to every single word of some kind of hip hoppy rap thing.

He was jolly good, but I could have done without it to be honest.

You should have laid some beats down. On his FACE.

How do you spend most of a day on a train? Like a 10 hour journey?

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