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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 17 2008, 6:38 PM GMT

! All that happened is that she told my friend Kat that if she had to kiss any of the girls at Ed's party on Saturday then it would be me, so I got dared to go over and kiss her on the cheek, and then tell her that I wanted her.

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Ahh, but why would she say that?
Do you want to hear my version of how it should have been now?

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:40 PM GMT

I don't wanna go near any minge. I don't even like the word minge.

Can I be a celibate lesbian? Who only sleeps with men?

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The world's most defiant lezzer!

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 6:42 PM GMT

Ahh, but why would she say that?
Do you want to hear my version of how it should have been now?

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A) Little insulted at you questioning her saying it.
B) Well you're going to tell me anyway.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:40 PM GMT

I don't wanna go near any minge. I don't even like the word minge.

Can I be a celibate lesbian? Who only sleeps with men?

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Celesbian.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 17 2008, 6:43 PM GMT

Celesbian.

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Lindsay Lohan?

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:24 PM GMT

I am indeed.

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Bugger.

No pun intended etc.

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 6:29 PM GMT

It's a shame he's about 5 ft, really.

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And his bean-shaped face.

Only for Emma Kennedy.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:40 PM GMT

Can I be a celibate lesbian? Who only sleeps with men?

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The best kind.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 17 2008, 6:43 PM GMT

A) Little insulted at you questioning her saying it.

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Ohhhhh, come on! You know that's not what I meant at all, ye bugger! Anyone with eyes would pick you. I know because I walked past London yesterday and saw you (cor).

B) Well you're going to tell me anyway.

Weeeeeell, it starts with her saying what she said, and finishes in a cubicle, with buzzing noises, and moans. Are you dying for me to fill in the gaps?

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:47 PM GMT

Only for Emma Kennedy.

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Sue will not be pleased to hear that.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 6:51 PM GMT

Are you dying for me to fill in the gaps?

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They'd be ok they'd have eash other

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:47 PM GMT

Only for Emma Kennedy.

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This is all a bit suspicious.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 6:51 PM GMT

Ohhhhh, come on! You know that's not what I meant at all, ye bugger! Anyone with eyes would pick you. I know because I walked past London yesterday and saw you (cor).

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!

Weeeeeell, it starts with her saying what she said, and finishes in a cubicle, with buzzing noises, and moans. Are you dying for me to fill in the gaps?

You are mentally at least, I'm guessing...

The last thing I would be thinking of in a girl-girl situation would be buzzing noises. :/

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 6:51 PM GMT

Sue will not be pleased to hear that.

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Oh bums. Okay, for Emma K and Sue Perkins.

But that's it!

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 6:53 PM GMT

This is all a bit suspicious.

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Whyyyyyyyy?

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 6:55 PM GMT

The last thing I would be thinking of in a girl-girl situation would be buzzing noises. :/

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No you'd prob be looking for nearest exit.

But then, I wouldn't be thinking of a girl-girl situation anyway, so this point is fairly irrelevant.

Like the other 40402 posts I've made.

Pretty!