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Aw, are you joining me in being a big lez?

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:24 PM GMT

I am indeed.

Result! But I knew all along anyway.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:25 PM GMT

Aw, are you joining me in being a big lez?

Yep! Of course!

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 6:26 PM GMT

Result! But I knew all along anyway.

:O
What gave my lezzerness away?

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:24 PM GMT

I am indeed.
She looked proper hawt last night.

Even more than Richard Herring!

And Richard Herring is quite dashing. Especially when he's got his beard on.

It's a shame he's about 5 ft, really.

I keep just seeing Ian's signature, and getting really embarrassed. :(

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:27 PM GMT

:O
What gave my lezzerness away?

'Oh look at her, she's so hot'

'Oh did you see her, she was so hot'


'Here's a picture in the Who Do You Fancy thread of a hot lady'


Etc.

AND the dungerees you had on while I was spying on you through your bedroom window. That was lucky, I 'almost' missed them cos that woman you were scissoring got in the way.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 17 2008, 6:30 PM GMT

I keep just seeing Ian's signature, and getting really embarrassed. :(

I will remove it if you agree to a mud wrestle with zooo.

Can't I just tell you about having kissed Neyme? Yes, it's as lezzy as it sounds.

(Disclaimer - Proooomise it's less lezzy than it sounds.)

Oh my god. What if I actually AM a lezzer?

:O

Aaron, Moonstone, the threesome's off. :(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 17 2008, 6:34 PM GMT

Can't I just tell you about having kissed Neyme?

Yes! Yes you can! And don't be shy about detail.

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 6:29 PM GMT

And Richard Herring is quite dashing. Especially when he's got his beard on.

It's a shame he's about 5 ft, really.

I'm sure he must be taller than me. He's not a freak. Although he does have hands the size of a seven year old girl...

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 6:37 PM GMT

Yes! Yes you can! And don't be shy about detail.

Laughing out loud! All that happened is that she told my friend Kat that if she had to kiss any of the girls at Ed's party on Saturday then it would be me, so I got dared to go over and kiss her on the cheek, and then tell her that I wanted her. :$

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 6:35 PM GMT

Oh my god. What if I actually AM a lezzer?

:O

Aaron, Moonstone, the threesome's off. :(

You must embrace it! No point in fighting. Get you tongue pierced and make sure you keep a good stock of batteries. Prepare yourself for a good wholesome diet of minge merengue.

But you can always do the threesome, just to make sure!

I don't wanna go near any minge. :( I don't even like the word minge.

Can I be a celibate lesbian? Who only sleeps with men?

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