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Where's the Originality?

Bleh.

Well, at least tell us where it isn't.

. . .

Just wondering if there was any. Or has it all been done?

*gets binoculars out*

Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ June 26, 2007, 8:25 PM

Just wondering if there was any. Or has it all been done?

What the hell are you? A Barenaked Lady? "It's all been done, oo-oo-oooooooo..."

Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ June 26, 2007, 8:02 PM

Bleh.

Pardon you. Do you need winded? xx

is this original? 'Man with 3 legs denies active part in street brawl'... 'I was just an innocent tristander' he claims....
I just thought it up 2mins ago, does anyone know how I can check to see if it's already been thought up?..

An Elf sttod on the top of his canvas house to tell the world why he cant shag his wife.
"I am Imp-on-tent"
How bad is that eh! Eh! You can buy it off me for 3p.

EDIT - 3p seems a little excessive. I'll give you 2p and a suck on my lolly.

:)

Quote: Shelly ADHDTV @ June 26, 2007, 10:46 PM

is this original? 'Man with 3 legs denies active part in street brawl'... 'I was just an innocent tristander' he claims....
I just thought it up 2mins ago, does anyone know how I can check to see if it's already been thought up?..

I'm sure it has. But decent comedians have the intellect to know to drop it. ;)

Least we are trying........:)

Quote: charley rance @ June 26, 2007, 10:56 PM

An Elf sttod on the top of his canvas house to tell the world why he cant shag his wife.
"I am Imp-on-tent"
How bad is that eh! Eh! You can buy it off me for 3p.

I've heard that one before charley, it was in the leaflet' Can camping ruin your sex life?..' 'midgets-special'.. (page 22) :$

Nooooooo! It cant have been. I made it all up on my own & it is tooooo awful to be a joke already. Take it back. Say you havent heard it before already. Pweeeeeeeease!!:(

Quote: Aaron @ June 26, 2007, 11:16 PM

I'm sure it has. But decent comedians have the intellect to know to drop it. ;)

drop what?, not with you on that one.. please explain.Angelic Wave

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