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What are you eating? Page 96

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 1:30 PM GMT

Said the girl with webbed fingers!

Who's that then? Was she a good swimmer.

I knew a boy with webbed toes once. He showed them off when we went swimming with school. He turned out to be unable to swim, which, to an eight year old, seemed inconceivable, considering his apparent physical advantage.

My ex boyfriend's brother had webbed toes AND a third nipple. I also worked with a girl who instead of a thumb had a little finger.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 1:35 PM GMT

My ex boyfriend's brother had webbed toes AND a third nipple.

MUTANT!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 1:35 PM GMT

I also worked with a girl who instead of a thumb had a little finger.

The worlds gone wrong. At uni, my local newsagent bloke had a massive thumb growing out the back of one hand. He could make it wiggle.

Damnit! I haven't seen any mutants! AND I LIVE IN NORFOLK!

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 1:41 PM GMT

Damnit! I haven't seen any mutants!

Here you go: a mouse growing a human ear on its back.

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Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 17 2008, 1:38 PM GMT

The worlds gone wrong. At uni, my local newsagent bloke had a massive thumb growing out the back of one hand. He could make it wiggle.

No freakin' way! That's amazing. Was it an extra one or had one of them moved? Did he used to have specially made gloves?

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2008, 1:45 PM GMT

Here you go: a mouse growing a human ear on its back.

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Sick

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 1:41 PM GMT

Damnit! I haven't seen any mutants! AND I LIVE IN NORFOLK!

Laughing out loud

So do you have a Norfolk accent? (tee hee)

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 1:46 PM GMT

No freakin' way! That's amazing. Was it an extra one or had one of them moved? Did he used to have specially made gloves?

An extra one, which was much bigger than his normal ones! I never found out his glove situation though.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 1:46 PM GMT

So do you have a Norfolk accent? (tee hee)

Thank the Lord, no. I don't really have any accent.

And in other news, there's been a board meeting at work today and they barely touched their buffet. Hence I've just eaten quiche, scotch egg and sausage roll.

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 1:50 PM GMT

I've just eaten quiche, .

Sick

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 17 2008, 1:48 PM GMT

An extra one, which was much bigger than his normal ones! I never found out his glove situation though.

I need to see this man. I wonder why he didn't have it removed.

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 1:50 PM GMT

Thank the Lord, no. I don't really have any accent.

And in other news, there's been a board meeting at work today and they barely touched their buffet. Hence I've just eaten quiche, scotch egg and sausage roll.

Oooooooo, board meeting. Someone is important.

Or did you just pass by the meeting room and scoff a load of free food?

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 1:50 PM GMT

scotch egg

Sick Sick Sick

Quote: Ben @ November 17 2008, 1:50 PM GMT

Thank the Lord, no. I don't really have any accent.

You so do!!

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