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Sexy Day. Page 6

They do actually exist.

Quote: Tuumble @ November 16 2008, 1:27 AM GMT

Do stockings and suspenders actually exist? Has anyone seen physical proof? Has anyone taken part in the practical examination?

I bought my ex some once, complete with lacy lingerie. Why do women like this gift so much, as if we do it for them?!

Aw, Tuumble. Would none of your lady friends partake?

Mine never would either. Teary

Quote: Aaron @ November 16 2008, 1:32 AM GMT

Mine never would either. Teary

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I didn't think you'd be into that sort of thing.

Don't you know him but at all? :)

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2008, 1:35 AM GMT

Don't you know him but at all? :)

Well I figured it'd be too trashy or summats, I dunno.

"Summats". Oh you jolly northern folk! You and your words. :)

Quote: Aaron @ November 16 2008, 1:39 AM GMT

"Summats". Oh you jolly northern folk! You and your words. :)

Ha! Actually I copied that from a friend at uni who was from Somerset so nerrr!

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FU'IN' 'ELL! :O

Quote: Tuumble @ November 16 2008, 1:27 AM GMT

Do stockings and suspenders actually exist? Has anyone seen physical proof? Has anyone taken part in the practical examination?

This is gonna leave me open to so many jokes but I actaully do wear then on a regular basis. Nowt sexual behind it, I just hate tights with a passion but my legs are very pale.

No jokes. Just a bit cor.

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I say!

I had these lovely looking ones at the yielding bash that were suppose to stay up only using pink ribbon. Sadly the ribbon kept untying itself I was getting looks whenever I sorted them out so I threw cautioned to the wind and scared all with my white as a sheet legs. Everyone has had a skin full by this time so I got away with it!

I hate tights. Cause I have long arms and legs, clothes can look odd on me if I am not careful and tights are a nightmare because the crotch has to end above my knees. And they ladder so easy. Pain in the bumhole they are.

If you wear suspenders you need to make sure the belt is dead on the right size otherwise it's can be uncomfortable.

Do you all need smelling salts?

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