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Sexy Day. Page 5

Did you take photos?

That wasn't meant to sound as sleazy as it did.

Aw. I didn't take photos. I really should take more photos, big ol' expensive camera and I never use it.

That also wasn't meant to sound sleazy.

Nick your dad's stuff!

Oo, does he have a studio? With a proper white curved backdrop thing? You could take 'photos'. And it would only be sleazy if you didn't keep them to yourself.

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2008, 10:00 PM GMT

Nick your dad's stuff!

Oo, does he have a studio? With a proper white curved backdrop thing? You could take 'photos'. And it would only be sleazy if you didn't keep them to yourself.

He used to have a studio, however they're too expensive now. We still have all the backdrops though. I'm not sure taking such photos is a wise idea. :P

Is he into anything specialist? (Nature, wildlife, portraits, weddings...) Or just, whatever he can get cash to snap?

Cash please. :P Press stuff, weddings and sports events mostly though.

He should branch out into more ... provocative genres. Smarmy

"Dad someone on the internet wants you to take pornographic pictures."

Yeah. I can't see anything going wrong there.

I'm an ideas man, me. I demand commission. Cool

And access to the photos/models of either gender?

Not especially.

:| Riiiight.

Quote: PhQnix @ November 15 2008, 9:51 PM GMT

As always she was stunning.

And will kill me when she gets home. Huzzah!

Not kill you, just tell you you're deluded.

I read "deluded" as "disabled".

Would have been funnier that way.

Quote: Aaron @ November 16 2008, 12:58 AM GMT

I read "deluded" as "disabled".

Would have been funnier that way.

Funny, I read it as diluted.
Would have been silly that way.

Do stockings and suspenders actually exist? Has anyone seen physical proof? Has anyone taken part in the practical examination?

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