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What should Ian call his cat? Page 9

Quote: Aaron @ November 14 2008, 10:03 PM GMT

Moonstone.

Plus can you imagine going to find your cat and shouting 'Moonstone'?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 15 2008, 12:40 AM GMT

I thought I'd just about shaken the witch thing! It crept up behind me and fitted itself into a space (just for Ian, that bit) in history today again though.

Quick! To the dunking stool!

Ha!
Yes, don't anyone actually call their cat Pam, please.

That would be cruel.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 15 2008, 12:40 AM GMT

It crept up behind me and fitted itself into a space (just for Ian, that bit)

Ah, so that's why you're walking behind him from now on?

Quote: roscoff @ November 15 2008, 12:45 AM GMT

Plus can you imagine going to find your cat and shouting 'Moonstone'?

There are worse things I could be shouting! My niece said I should call her Pussy.

She likes cheese by the way. Are cats supposed to like cheese? I tried her with some and she sounded like some weird sort of pig snaffling it up.

I have stray that wanders in now and again and it love's cheese. And Fruit and Fibre.

I had no idea cats liked cheese. And Fruit and Fibre? That's just weird!

Yes, some cats like cheese.

Some cats like all sorts of weird crap actually.

The ones near me eat the bread we throw out to the birds.

Quote: ian_w @ November 15 2008, 12:56 AM GMT

She likes cheese by the way. Are cats supposed to like cheese? I tried her with some and she sounded like some weird sort of pig snaffling it up.

Cats love pretty much any dairy product. Just don't overfeed her.

Chip likes noodles from my local Chinese.

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2008, 1:03 AM GMT

Chip likes noodles from my local Chinese.

Ha! Cat's become like their owners and all that! Mine makes me laugh when it noses my keyboard - and it never makes a clash of notes it always butts one at a time so I get a little melody lol.

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2008, 1:02 AM GMT

The ones near me eat the bread we throw out to the birds.

And probably the birds that you throw the bread out for!

Record it! Record it!

(Cats*)

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2008, 1:26 AM GMT

Record it! Record it!

Hee! But I'd feel like such a fraudster making a multi-platinum recording that all along was my cat!

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2008, 1:26 AM GMT

(Cats*)

Typo. I'm actually quite good at English.

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2008, 1:03 AM GMT

Cats love pretty much any dairy product. Just don't overfeed her.

Chip likes noodles from my local Chinese.

Chicken ate frozen peas that spilt out of the freezer before.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 15 2008, 10:46 AM GMT

Chicken ate frozen peas that spilt out of the freezer before.

Yeah my cat did that.

My cat loves Marmite... weird animal...

My old cat used to love fish food. Those multi coloured flakes. I miss my cat. I had him since he was a kitten. He lived to the ripe old age of 14.

Quote: Paul W @ November 15 2008, 11:15 AM GMT

My cat loves Marmite... weird animal...

Snap!

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