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Quote: David Bussell @ November 14 2008, 10:40 AM GMT

I like to make my jap's eye sing showtunes.

Ha! My stupid mate at school used to call it his 'jamba'!

Well stone me! It's 11.05! Doesn't time fly!

Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:33 AM GMT

You distract me from my work too. I can't help but think "I wonder what it's like to stroke Matt's balls".

Talking of balls, isn't it fun when you get in a bath and your sack rapidly contracts and expands?

I can't really relate to this. :S

Quote: EllieJP @ November 14 2008, 9:41 AM GMT

Step-Mum

:O :O :O

Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2008, 7:17 AM GMT

Yes. Woo.

Have they sent you to the poor house?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 14 2008, 10:17 AM GMT

I thought you'd died... I even claimed on the insurance. Should have paddled further in that canoo of yours.

canoe*

Quote: Aaron @ November 14 2008, 12:22 PM GMT

:O :O :O

I know!! :O

Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:22 AM GMT

Ha! A girl at work just told me that she can't speak to me as much now! In her appraisal it was brought up that I distract her from her work! I'm such a life ruiner!

Because you're such a hottie? Or is it that funky smell you emit?

Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:33 AM GMT

Talking of balls, isn't it fun when you get in a bath and your sack rapidly contracts and expands?

Errr

Quote: Aaron @ November 14 2008, 12:22 PM GMT

canoe*

Oppps.

Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:39 AM GMT

I should explain, ladies and gentlemen. Poor Matt was involved in a terrible boating accident a few years back and now has no testes. BUT BOY CAN HE SING!

Laughing out loud

Quote: David Bussell @ November 14 2008, 10:40 AM GMT

I like to make my jap's eye sing showtunes.

I'm getting the mental image of the Bussell, Stott and Rickets three all lined up as a barbershop not-quite-quartet.

Bill's been paid. I have interwebz!

But your parents have already been established as poor!

Quote: Aaron @ November 14 2008, 2:53 PM GMT

But your parents have already been established as poor!

Well my Dad works freelance and my Mum works part time. Money comes and goes in accordance with my Dad's work. We're not poor within the grand scheme of humanity and probably not even within Britain. I think this was just poor planning on the parts of the parents, though admittedly I'm loathe to ask "Mum, Dad do we have no money?"

Right guys, I'm off to Scotland for the weekend. Have a good one. Byeeeeeeeeee

This afternoon is dragging.

Oh and bye, Ellie. Make sure you don't eat too much square sausage!

Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2008, 2:58 PM GMT

Well my Dad works freelance

What does he doooo?

Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 3:24 PM GMT

This afternoon is dragging.

You got that right girlfriend.

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