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Bad day? Page 137

Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2008, 6:53 PM BST

I can do? Still got all those Dip Dabs, and the huge bag in the cupboard!

My god your detest bills must be huge with the amount of sugar you consume.

Dentist.

And not at all. I've only ever had one tiny bit of work done.

I've felt shockingly bad all day and have spent most of it scrunched up at my desk in a foetal position. On top of which I had cramp in bed last night, in my calf, which is excrutiatingly painful. Angry

Cameras - Kryptonite to the dysmorphic.... :(. Just had to explain to someone today why I couldn't have my pic taken for the local rag. Very humiliating. They were understanding but I still feel like shit. Not a good start to such a fun day.....

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2008, 4:51 PM GMT

On top of which I had cramp in bed last night, in my calf, which is excrutiatingly painful. Angry

I f**king hate that. I often wake up in the middle of the night with my calf going into a spasm.

Horrible. :( Extend that leg, grab those toes and pull back boys.

Oo-er!

I was looking forward to having some cheese and onion crips. Then I looked in my bag . . . to find salt and vinegar. I like salt and vinegar, but I really wanted some cheese and onion. I doubt anyone in the whole world is having a worse time than me.

I'm going up town with two girls from work tonight. Is that worse?

Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 1:31 PM GMT

I'm going up town with two girls from work tonight. Is that worse?

You utter, utter bastard.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 14 2008, 1:34 PM GMT

You utter, utter bastard.

Yeah. It's a tough life!

Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 1:31 PM GMT

I'm going up town with two girls from work tonight. Is that worse?

Depends if you wipe it clean when going between them.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 14 2008, 12:31 PM GMT

Cameras - Kryptonite to the dysmorphic.... :(. Just had to explain to someone today why I couldn't have my pic taken for the local rag. Very humiliating. They were understanding but I still feel like shit. Not a good start to such a fun day.....

Console

Shit day! not in a good mood gonna be cruel to people.

You're warned.

Quote: Gavin @ November 14 2008, 6:22 PM GMT

Shit day! not in a good mood gonna be cruel to people.

You're warned.

Hug

Couldn't resist mate.

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