Quote: EllieJP @ November 14 2008, 9:41 AM GMTMy boyfriend met my Dad and Step-Mum last night...
And it went well!!
Dump him.
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I love meeting people's parents, but as soon as I have to meet a girlfriend's parents then I become awfully awkward. Suddenly I can't sit there and shout "bollocks!" every 5 minutes.
Quote: roscoff @ November 14 2008, 9:55 AM GMTOi wife! What the hell you doing with a boyfriend? Just when I'd committed to actually seeing you in the flesh so to speak. Never mind it'll be a good chance to cheat on him. Start as you mean to go on I say.
I thought you'd died... I even claimed on the insurance. Should have paddled further in that canoo of yours.
Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:16 AM GMTI love meeting people's parents,
You're an odd, sexy fellow.
No Matthew - you're the odd, sexy fellow! 
Quote: EllieJP @ November 14 2008, 10:19 AM GMTNo Matthew - you're the odd, sexy fellow!
I can't deny it. Apart from the sexy bit. I may be a lot of things, but I can't claim that!
I think you're sexy! 
Quote: EllieJP @ November 14 2008, 10:22 AM GMTI think you're sexy!
*yanks collar* Oh my!
Ha! A girl at work just told me that she can't speak to me as much now! In her appraisal it was brought up that I distract her from her work! I'm such a life ruiner!
Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:22 AM GMTHa! A girl at work just told me that she can't speak to me as much now! In her appraisal it was brought up that I distract her from her work! I'm such a life ruiner!
Just thinking about you distracts me from my work Ben. You great hunk of man flesh you.
Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:22 AM GMTHa! A girl at work just told me that she can't speak to me as much now! In her appraisal it was brought up that I distract her from her work! I'm such a life ruiner!
High Five!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 14 2008, 10:23 AM GMTJust thinking about you distracts me from my work Ben. You great hunk of man flesh you.
You distract me from my work too. I can't help but think "I wonder what it's like to stroke Matt's balls".
Talking of balls, isn't it fun when you get in a bath and your sack rapidly contracts and expands?
Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:33 AM GMTYou distract me from my work too. I can't help but think "I wonder what it's like to stroke Matt's balls".
Talking of balls, isn't it fun when you get in a bath and your sack rapidly contracts and expands?
Ben, you are a sick, sick man.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 14 2008, 10:34 AM GMTBen, you are a sick, sick man.
Oh I'm sorry, Matt. Oh so sorry. How insensitive of me.
I should explain, ladies and gentlemen. Poor Matt was involved in a terrible boating accident a few years back and now has no testes. BUT BOY CAN HE SING!
Quote: Ben @ November 14 2008, 10:33 AM GMTTalking of balls, isn't it fun when you get in a bath and your sack rapidly contracts and expands?
I like to make my jap's eye sing showtunes.