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What should Ian call his cat?

Upon his shocking return this evening, ian_w revealed that he adopted a girly kitty. He has not yet disclosed how long he's had it, but she doesn't yet have a name!

Suggestions please.

I shall start by proposing Elizabeth. It is a dignified, cultured sounding name, and kitties are dignified, cultured creatures. :)

Killatron 2000

Kat.

Frostyboy? No? Ok, he should call it Amber. That's a nice name isn't it?

Norksville.

Old Six Nipples.

Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2008, 8:53 PM GMT

Upon his shocking return this evening, ian_w revealed that he adopted a girly kitty. He has not yet disclosed how long he's had it, but she doesn't yet have a name!

Suggestions please.

I shall start by proposing Elizabeth. It is a dignified, cultured sounding name, and kitties are dignified, cultured creatures. :)

:D Awwwww bless! She's gonna be proper chuffed when I tell her!

I like and agree with your reasoning for Elizabeth, but do you really think that name would suit a cat? I supposed it could be shortened to Lizzy, but you're probably gonna tell me that's far too common :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 13 2008, 8:54 PM GMT

Killatron 2000

:D Good, but awkward for calling in at night!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 13 2008, 8:55 PM GMT

Kat.

That's genius, as long as I pronounce the 'k' clearly so people know the difference.

Quote: Paul Carroll @ November 13 2008, 8:59 PM GMT

Frostyboy? No? Ok, he should call it Amber. That's a nice name isn't it?

Amber. Hmmmm, I actually quite like this one. Hmmm *scratches chin*

Quote: Ben @ November 13 2008, 9:00 PM GMT

Norksville.

How can you pack soooo much beauty into one word?

Call her Ian.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 13 2008, 9:02 PM GMT

Old Six Nipples.

Laughing out loud
It's a good point though - toms just don't know how good they've got it!

Quote: zooo @ November 13 2008, 9:14 PM GMT

Call her Ian.

Now that would just be freaky! Would be quite funny though :D

Quote: zooo @ November 13 2008, 9:14 PM GMT

Call her Ian.

:D

I vote Ianetta!

Quote: ian_w @ November 13 2008, 9:14 PM GMT

:D Awwwww bless! She's gonna be proper chuffed when I tell her!

I like and agree with your reasoning for Elizabeth, but do you really think that name would suit a cat? I supposed it could be shortened to Lizzy, but you're probably gonna tell me that's far too common :)

Nope. Liz, Lizzy, Betty, all valid (ish Errr) names.

Give it a nice double barrelled name. Betty Lou! Lizzy May!

Yes, make her sound like an ageing Amercian country singer!

Chicken

Quote: ian_w @ November 13 2008, 9:14 PM GMT

:D Good, but awkward for calling in at night!

You have to then call her 'Kat with a K'.. Doesn't work ;)

Quote: Gavin @ November 13 2008, 9:29 PM GMT

Chicken

Original!

Robyn'll cut your nackers off.

Is that what her cat is called?

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