Quote: ian_w @ November 13 2008, 5:46 PM GMTTo what? Surely nothing can result from this series of innocent events?
That's what Michael Barrymore said...
I never use the word c**t but used it yesterday... Page 5
Ian, what a freak accident! That sparrow flying overhead appears to have been carrying a tub of Utterly Butterly, which has spilt over your rear end! 
Quote: Paul W @ November 13 2008, 5:46 PM GMTThat's what Michael Barrymore said...
Well that turned out alwight.
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2008, 5:49 PM GMT
Ian, what a freak accident! That sparrow flying overhead appears to have been carrying a tub of Utterly Butterly, which has spilt over your rear end!
I still can't work out what could possibly go wrong though 
Oh Ian, I do appear to have bumped into you! Somehow we have become joined! 
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2008, 5:54 PM GMTOh Ian, I do appear to have bumped into you! Somehow we have become joined!
Ahhh, that's what could go wrong!! I see now!
Well here's how we get out of this. Try to pull out slowly, and if it doesn't budge then you'll have to go back in and try again, becoming more vigorous each time. I think that just might work!
*tries*
You were right. It's just too snug a fit! Hmm. I might have to see if I can use my hands for some extra leverage and balance.
Terribly slippery to the touch, what with all of that butter though...
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2008, 6:01 PM GMT*tries*
You were right. It's just too snug a fit! Hmm. I might have to see if I can use my hands for some extra leverage and balance.
Terribly slippery to the touch, what with all of that butter though...
Gosh this is all so unfortunate. Still we must perseverrrroooooooohhh!
Oh yes. You knows it. Yeah. 
I don't think many people managed to get "c**t" in their English Lit coursework in the end, actually...
Those c**ts.
My five year old said c**t today but that was down to mispronunciation - he was learning the word 'can't' for his spelling test tomorrow.
Boo. Not as fun.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 13 2008, 8:27 PM GMTI don't think many people managed to get "----" in their English Lit coursework in the end, actually...
I got it in the end of a sketch once.
"That's why the headteachers a c**t".
Had quite an interesting effect on the audience. Some laughed some just stared!
roscoff, you smell. Why hyphen it out?! Boo hiss.
A friend of mine quoted the following conversation in response to me asking him what it was like in the Army... here is a conversation between two soldiers unloading a lorry:
SOLDIER 1: F**king is !!!
SOLDIER 2: F**king isn't !!!
SOLDIER 1: F**king is !!!!
SOLDIER 2: F**king isn't !!!
SOLDIER 1: F**king is !!!
SOLDIER 2: F**king isn't !!!
SOLDIER 1: (pause)... C**t.
SOLDIERS FINISH UNLOADING THE LORRY IN SILENCE.