Very Queer. I do that too, always talk about my first Girlfriend she was the perfect woman. Strange thing is she is not my type though, shes blond and, how should I but this, built? Now I go for the complete opposite. Strange. I need a shrink.
Drunk Page 14
You like girls - that's so gay!
My first girlfriend was insane she was good looking though swing and roundabouts I suppose
Why are all the good ones insane?
They are driven mad by being to beautiful
Ironically I think talking about drink is driving me to drink *off to get some vodka*
I'm running dry capped the JD off just rubbish fosters left to bridge gap til work starts
I hope you don't work in an ICU.
no I work in a Texaco plant in thee day which mean I can sleep at my workstation because there is no accountability if anything goes wrong everything in a 40 mile radius will be incinrated. Sleep well kids 
Quote: EllieJP @ June 26, 2007, 12:41 AMIt's okay - i think i've only got drunken and landscapey photos on there. Nothing naughty!
Quote: Gavin @ June 26, 2007, 1:24 AMok has anyone got into a fight with a drunk girl? I did a few weeks ago I say fight she was punching me I was standing trying to think what to do cant hit her back my fist was the size of her head what do you do? stand there and take it very unfair. Anyway long story I got chucked out by bouncers and had a beating for being trouble maker...can you believe it?
Punch her to the ground, then leave. If they want to be equal, they can take a bit of a beatin' too. 
Quote: EllieJP @ June 26, 2007, 1:24 AMYer...but you JUST don't care. oh to add to my drunk thread the other night apparently my mates pushed me home in a trolley!
"That's why the lady is a tramp!"
Quote: ajp29 @ June 26, 2007, 1:41 AMWhy are all the good ones insane?
Syphilis.
Quote: Gavin @ June 26, 2007, 1:48 AMno I work in a Texaco plant in thee day which mean I can sleep at my workstation because there is no accountability if anything goes wrong everything in a 40 mile radius will be incinrated. Sleep well kids
Jesus. Christ.
Oh, I`ve found it!
Assssssssssss A Newt.x
This has been bumped for later. Wish I was getting drunk tonight but my liver and wallet can't take it 
Good thinking ajp. Never mind, I`ll have a few for you
Thanks Jude, i'll just have to drown my sorrows in a bowel of cornflakes