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I never use the word c**t but used it yesterday... Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2008, 12:43 PM GMT

You c**t.

And you're a c word for using it all the time!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2008, 12:47 PM GMT

And you're a c word for using it all the time!

cheeky monkey?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2008, 12:47 PM GMT

And you're a c word for using it all the time!

Why thank you. :)

Quote: Gavin @ November 13 2008, 12:47 PM GMT

cheeky monkey?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ November 13 2008, 12:44 PM GMT

What's the best ever use of the word c**t on TV??

Dunno about TV, but on film it must surely be in 'Withnail And I'

'Monty you terrible c**t!'

Good stuff.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2008, 12:47 PM GMT

And you're a c word for using it all the time!

Chocolate starfish gobbler! :O

The best use has to be John Lydon live on ITV on I'm A Celebrity - they changed their live broadcasts to a ten minute delay after this.

Ant (or Dec): The British public have voted and they have decided... to keep you in.

JL: F**king c**ts

Quote: Greg @ November 13 2008, 1:34 PM GMT

The best use has to be John Lydon live on ITV on I'm A Celebrity - they changed their live broadcasts to a ten minute delay after this.

Ant (or Dec): The British public have voted and they have decided... to keep you in.

JL: F**king c**ts

He was the shows best ever contestant, just in front of Biggins.

I did love Jack Dee on Celebrity Big Brother.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hwDNS8V4M8c

Oh, Jack was brilliant on that!

"Carwash c**t" was good on Curb, and "beloved c**t" of course.

Quote: zooo @ November 13 2008, 2:17 PM GMT

Oh, Jack was brilliant on that!

"Carwash c**t" was good on Curb, and "beloved c**t" of course.

Very good shout on both. They would be my pick.

I think it would have to be Carwash C**t, purely for the alliteration. Poetry, that is.

Jack Dee was brilliant, yes. The only time I've ever actually watched Big Brother properly in any form. Don't recall, or see in that video, him saying "c**t" though.

I don't think she was saying he did.
Just that the talk of Lydon in Celeb Jungle reminded her of it?

I think...

There's a good one in the film Dead Man's Shoes...

Herbie: Can I help you, mate?
Richard: [shrugs] Sorry?
Herbie: [says aggressively] What the f**k are you looking at?
Richard: [shouts] You, ya c**t!

People use the word c**t more often than they think, they do around here anyway. Like when a teacher asked someone in my class why he hadn't done his coursework, his reply was "c**t do it."

Anyway, I think this is the best use of the word c**t. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kDT70X31T2c

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