I feel your pain Adam!! It'll be okay!
I got complaints for having too high a sex drive! But i think that was because i always wanted some while the footy was on! Oops!
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Quote: Gavin @ June 26, 2007, 1:02 AMyou need to use the man charms on them, or pre empt it with a cutting gib of your own
Sorry love my *pointing to penis* head aches, maybe tomorrow.
nice one,EllieJP 'cause this will be right up your street... Headache;cure.. Take 4 freshly squeezed, monkey's mum's monkey plums.. and lie down in a darkened storeroom for an hour, wait for the zoo keepers to go away.then run like the wind. simple.
Is that a cause or cure 
Great signature Shelly, I need to come up with a witty one. Any ideas?
Or watch something any film with Johhny Depp he used to get the ex motor running, why I kept a johnny depp film under her pillow all the other times it felt like necrofelia she looooved Johnny
Quote: Shelly ADHDTV @ June 26, 2007, 1:06 AMnice one,EllieJP 'cause this will be right up your street... Headache;cure.. Take 4 freshly squeezed, monkey's mum's monkey plums.. and lie down in a darkened storeroom for an hour, wait for the zoo keepers to go away.then run like the wind. simple.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
monkey's mum's monkey plums HAHAHAHA!!
Somethings missing from this conversation?
Where's Charley?
Ever slept with someone and thought "Well that was a mistake"
Man Lee got in there and got the message in so looks like I;m being rude to lovely Charley which I'm not shes a luv
I got complaints too.. but with me it was always, 'can I watch the last half-hour of the footy, while you're finishing your self off dear?
Quote: Gavin @ June 26, 2007, 1:11 AMEver slept with someone and thought "Well that was a mistake"
Yep, nine months later
Quote: ajp29 @ June 26, 2007, 1:12 AMYep, nine months later
Christ that was a long hangover
Quote: Gavin @ June 26, 2007, 1:11 AMEver slept with someone and thought "Well that was a mistake"
Ummm... only with Leevil! 
Quote: Gavin @ June 26, 2007, 1:11 AMEver slept with someone and thought "Well that was a mistake"
Oh my god! I was about to err "enter" when she suddenly started to piss buckets, she then sat up and started to cry and as I was putting my coat on she started throwing up.
She then started to cry again and go on about a dead cat?
Still did her 
Quote: EllieJP @ June 26, 2007, 1:15 AMUmmm... only with Leevil!
Leevil can I have her number?
EDIT: The Cat woman's not Ellie's (can't afford international charges)
Quote: Leevil @ June 26, 2007, 1:16 AMOh my god! I was about to err "enter" when she suddenly started to piss buckets, she then sat up and started to cry and as I was putting my coat on
She then started to cry again and go on about a dead cat?
Still did her
Well after that story i'm sure you can see why. I couldn't stop crying! You "hurt" me!