As long as its not those butch He/She nurses your intending to use for your cure
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Oh no...we go to the local brothels and bring them in from there. Getting young girls off the streets and curing headcahes...good all round. In trial proceedures though we had a problem with STDs.
Make sure everyone straps up I was willing to have a big needle stuck through my skull to cure me so I'll risk it for biscuit 
I think this is more or a pimp business though Ellie you havent got a big purple hat do you?
I'm not Willy Wonka!!
Willy Wonka hat a purple top hat!...Great image of Eliie dressed as Willy wonka just what I need
Does that do it for you Gavin? Does it!?
I think i should get a purple top hat! Sounds awesome!
I really, really want to join in, what sounds like a great chat, so can someone give me a clue as to what the monkey's plums your actually chatting about?...
We're discussing my consistent headaches...although you'd never tell 
Purple top hats are awesome you can hide stuff under a top hat like a samll parrot!
I just had a image of going into willy wonkas factory dressed as a cowboy and out drawing willa wonka I'm well good
This is Ellie's cure for headaches, sex. Whenever I mention sex women usually get headaches 
Maybe it doesnt cure them it transfers them
Hey Shelly... yep...bit of a random convo. How do you get rid of head aches?! BTW...love the monkey plums bit...made me 
I think the day I say to a woman, sorry not tonight I have a headache, I think I might have to kill myself or at least rob a chemist to get some viagra. Theres a thought why don't they invent a viagra for women to stop them getting headaches.
They do but its an illegal date rape drug
Yeah but that makes them sleep *mental note: don't tell them how you know that* I want a drug that gets them up for it and I mean girlfriends not random women. Also they don't have sex with you then complain about you getting fat. Mmph, I think I should change this thread to 'things current and former girlfriends do/did to piss Adam off.'
you need to use the man charms on them, or pre empt it with a cutting gib of your own