THE QUEEN IS TALKING TO AN RAF PILOT.
QUEEN
So you guided the poor blind pilot to the ground?
PILOT
Yes ma'am he was suddenly struck blind, he was panicking and was surely going to crash.
QUEEN
Well done young man, I have something for you?
PILOT
A medal?
QUEEN
No a job. I've got some one who's panicking, can't see anything and's about to crash the economy.
PILOT
Primeminister? Couldn't you just send me to Aghanistan it's safer.