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What's your favourite chocolate bar? Page 10

Quote: Aaron @ November 11 2008, 3:45 PM GMT

Perhaps this says more about my sick mind than anything else, but it looks more like a big shiny butt plug in that photo, than a Rolo!

They're about £20, aren't they?

What is it with you and butt plugs right now?!

I'll show you. *gets coat and Oyster card*

Laughing out loud!

Quote: Aaron @ November 11 2008, 3:58 PM GMT

I'll show you. *gets coat and Oyster card*

You use a butt-plug with a Oyster card and a coat? That sounds like some contraption.

Dark Lindt 70% cocoa. No other chocolate can compete.

Put a Star Bar in the fridge for 3 days.

Then eat it

Nothing compares.

You'll break your teeth, but nothing compares.

Quote: David Bussell @ November 11 2008, 5:26 PM GMT

Dark Lindt 70% cocoa. No other chocolate can compete.

Mmm . . . Lindt. The dark one with orange in is 'the bomb'.

Quote: Tittybiscuit @ November 12 2008, 3:34 PM GMT

Put a Star Bar in the fridge for 3 days.

Then eat it

Nothing compares.

You'll break your teeth, but nothing compares.

Sounds like those old Texan bars from the 70s, you would break your teeth on them straight out of the shop, they were so hard.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 11 2008, 2:16 PM GMT

Crunchies are foul. It always pissed me off when I got a selection box and one of them was lurking within. Ditto with Bountys.

I had a crunchie one day, and there was a worm lurking within.

Crunchies are nice. I think. If they're what I think they are, then they're nice. If not a tad sweet.

I don't like the worm story though.

There wasn't any advertising on the packet, saying "free worm", either.

They're not my faqvourite by any merans, but I have a soft spot for Milky Bars in small doses. Trouble, I feel like a paedo when eating one.

Paedolicious.

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2008, 5:34 PM GMT

They're not my faqvourite by any merans, but I have a soft spot for Milky Bars in small doses. Trouble, I feel like a paedo when eating one.

I'm sure the paedo doesn't mind.

Arf arf!

What's that place in London that sells all the imported chocolate bars at high prices? I must check it out next time I'm in town.

www.cybercandy.com

They have an online shop and a branch in Brighton.

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