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I've just tried searchin Griff. Cannot find one. Pity.

For years everyone has been laughing about the hoe and it's crabs! When it was announced it caught fire, the only thing going through the minds of the locals was "Those are some frictions burns".

Due to them being stupid, rubbish tutors who haven't handed in my UCAS reference yet. >_< Thing is, that wouldn't even solve the problem as she can't hand it in if she's kaput!

Gonna go all serious for a moment in this thread. Normally I'm quite tolerant in a way that means I don't have to sound off about everything that happens in the world and keep schtum about stuff.

But this makes me sick to the stomach and nearly to the point of tears when I even consider what was going on.

It was a f**king kid, for god's sake! A little baby. Who can it f**king trust if it can't trust it's f**king parents???

I genuinely hope you get violently raped 9 or 10 times a day in prison, you f**king scum. To within an inch of your f**king life, but not quite enough to kill you. Just so you have to endure the same thing again and again and a-f**king-gain every f**king day of your sentence until the day before you are released, when you are slowly lowered into a vat of acid.

You don't even deserve the relief of death, you c**ts.

What are you refering to?

I only read the bits of the news usable in tawdry satire.

Seriously, if you don't know -- I'd say keep it that way...

Dan

And Gordo insisting that it is right for the head of the social services in that area to conduct the review into the matter. I'm not sure whether the original act is more sickening, or the Government's attitude towards it.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 12:57 PM GMT

What are you refering to?

I only read the bits of the news usable in tawdry satire.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7723933.stm

I genuinely don't know how you could have missed this. :/

If people knew the massive grinding pressure social services are under.

It's what comes from a society where every one can have kids and the government pay for them.

At the same time as having massive restricting and often conflicting legislation.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 1:03 PM GMT

If people knew the massive grinding pressure social services are under.

Still, it is their job to catch and stop this kind of thing. That's what they're there for. They failed.

And the job of parents is to LOOK AFTER YOUR FUCKING BABY KIDS!

Dan

I wouldn't be a social worker for all the tea in China. The dregs they have to deal with on a daily basis is staggering: ie., the underclass. Worthless, feckless wastes of space who shouldn't be allowed to breathe, let alone have children.

Yes they did, and reading through the article it seems like a malignantly clever mother.

I think the problem is social services used to work hand in glove with the police, who are much better at this sort of thing.

Perhaps social services should be more forensic and investigative.

The problem is it will drive alot of families who need help away.

I think we need to get into the habit of a lot more adoption from birth.

Quote: swerytd @ November 12 2008, 1:07 PM GMT

And the job of parents is to LOOK AFTER YOUR FUCKING BABY KIDS!

Dan

Yes, but some people are mental, which doesn't prevent them from having babies.

We need to sterilise vast swathes of the population.

Quote: swerytd @ November 12 2008, 1:07 PM GMT

And the job of parents is to LOOK AFTER YOUR FUCKING BABY KIDS!

Dan

The depth of inadequacy that alot of people have.

I'm just glad I work for adult services.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 1:08 PM GMT

Yes they did, and reading through the article it seems like a malignantly clever mother.

No, they didn't do their job because the mother got away with it, then the baby died. So they spotted something but failed to do enough about it. So they FAILED. They FAILED.

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