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The Daily Mirror's War On Swearing Page 4

Instead of killing shows like Coming of Age, couldn't you just leave the language out?

Quote: Bad dog @ November 12 2008, 11:09 AM GMT

Instead of killing shows like Coming of Age, couldn't you just leave the language out?

Great idea. Leaving out the dialogue would greatly improve the show IMHO.

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2008, 11:07 AM GMT

is 'bugger' not a word which has, generally, lost much of its original meaning, to become just-another-swear-word?

Say that to somebody who regularly practises. I'm sure they would not agree.

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2008, 10:57 AM GMT

How many words did you fail to type here, sooty?

Just one, at.

Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ November 12 2008, 11:16 AM GMT

Say that to somebody who regularly practises. I'm sure they would not agree.

But then that's an action, not merely a swear word. No?

You know if the word f**k gets used often enough it'll lose it's meaning and be replaced by something new.

I suggest Frunticate or Pimpblesnack.

You frunticating pimpblesnacking mofos.

The list of offensive words is depressing. So being a big racist isn't all the offensive?

No it's not.

I guess it wouldn't offend the purpose using the term.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 11:23 AM GMT

You know if the word f**k gets used often enough it'll lose it's meaning and be replaced by something new.

I suggest Frunticate or Pimpblesnack.

You frunticating pimpblesnacking mofos.

The list of offensive words is depressing. So being a big racist isn't all the offensive?

Viz once tried to get a new swear word circulating and failed. It was "fitbin". Not surprised it failed really, it's rubbish.

Now "jizzlemop", there's a cracker. Oh and "f**ktrumpets" is a great one for when you've forgotten something. eg:

WIFE:
Did you get some milk while you were out?

ME:
Oh f**ktrumpets, sorry I forgot.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 11:23 AM GMT

The list of offensive words is depressing. So being a big racist isn't all the offensive?

Well, Jew isn't a swear word. Being offensive to Jews is obviously bad, saying a jew is a jew isn't. Was my point. It stood out on the list because all the others seemed like swear words.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 12 2008, 11:32 AM GMT

Well, Jew isn't a swear word. Being offensive to Jews is obviously bad, saying a jew is a jew isn't. Was my point. It stood out on the list because all the others seemed like swear words.

My Gran used to use Jew in the sense of "rob". Like "I'm sure the window cleaner Jewed me out of some change there."

Why are Grans so racist? My son had a bit of a tan from sitting out in the sun a few months ago and my wife's gran came over and said "Oooo he looks like a little coon!"
After we'd picked our jaws up off the floor we then had to explain to a six year old that Coon is a bad word for a black person. To which he then said "So is Mrs Sheldrick a coon then Daddy?" Mrs Sheldrick is a teacher at his school.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 12 2008, 11:29 AM GMT

Viz once tried to get a new swear word circulating and failed. It was "fitbin". Not surprised it failed really, it's rubbish.

Now "jizzlemop", there's a cracker. Oh and "f**ktrumpets" is a great one for when you've forgotten something. eg:

WIFE:
Did you get some milk while you were out?

ME:
Oh f**ktrumpets, sorry I forgot.

Lee you must be like Alexander Graham Bell and his telephone with your new swear word!

Bugger is an odd one, as it has many meanings. Certainly it was used originally to describe being pestered by insects.

There's a big diference between words that insult every one and those that are targetted.

e.g. f**k, every one f**ks exept the pope and really ugly people.

Bitch, queer, Jew, nigger etc are aimed at a specific group.

Doesn't mean they should be banned. As Lenny Bruce said use them till they're meaningless.

But it should atleast be understood why they're seen as more offensive.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 11:46 AM GMT

e.g. f**k, every one f**ks exept the pope

Erm. Are you sure?

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 11:46 AM GMT

and really ugly people.

Not sure about that actually.

Are you suggesting more people don't f**k or the pope f**ks or both?

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 11:46 AM GMT

Jew, aimed at a specific group.

Jews, generally. Calling a Jew a Jew can't be all that offensive in itself, can it?! Unless you say f**king jew, dirty Jew, or suchlike. I would have thought it's the context rather than the word, where as nigger is obviously a term of insult in its own right.

As a Jew I don't mind being called a Jew, albeit I do prefer Sootyj.

But when it's used in "He Jewed me," or "He so mean he's a total Jew,"

then it's used as an insult.

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