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But seriously. My doctor told me to have chocolate for headaches. And it actually works.

How fat is you're doctor?

Can he still see his Mr?

I dont eat Chocolate but I'll give it a go, see your not even trained as MD and your more helpful then my local MD

Quote: ajp29 @ June 25, 2007, 10:59 PM

How fat is you're doctor?

Not at all.

He's clever. And I is disaboled in me braaaaaain.

Things that piss me off...when i try to get on the forums and it says they are disabled.... grrrrrr

Hi Ellie, you getting the big bad "No" message as well then

things that annoy me...My bottle of JD is almost empty Dammit I only bought it...ahem yeah look over there a Beaver riding a unicycle

Yer Gavin - it kept saying no! I was so worried i was actually going to have to do some work then!

Yuummmmm JD!!! I want a nice glass of JD and coke!

I'd offer but no coke sorry my friend with the constant nose bleeds keeps the coke :)

Nothing says your a failure in life like sitting alone in a room with a near empty bottle of JD listening to the crash test dummies

mmmm mmmm mmmm mm, mmmm mmmm mmmm mm

Afternoons and Coffeespoons is the Theme tune to my sitcom Love that song.

Although he does have Lung cancer very cheery melody though

Quote: Aaron @ June 25, 2007, 10:51 PM

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But seriously. My doctor told me to have chocolate for headaches. And it actually works.

Hmmm... chocolate, oranges, cheese... they can all cause headaches/migraines in some people.

In your case I'm guessing the small amounts of caffeine* (or theobromine) in the chocolate are actually causing the opposite. Caffeine** can actually help cure a headache - unless you take too much and then you get a re-bound effect - by causing the blood vessels in your head to constrict, thereby easing pain. I don't drink tea or coffee with any caffeine in... and I haven't for about 20 years now. When I decided to stop, I had withdrawal symptom headaches for about two weeks!

*It is believed by some that there is no caffeine present in chocolate but this is incorrect.

**There used to be caffeine present in Anadin... don't know if there still is.

Sex!! Thats the cure!!!

Ellie you should sell your cure to NHS

Quote: EllieJP @ June 26, 2007, 12:05 AM

Sex!! Thats the cure!!!

Damn... you mean me giving up caffeine was a waste of time?

We're already in discussions...i shouldn't have really said anything!

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