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What are you eating? Page 92

Well, "melted cheese" covers the now-cooled realm far more succinctly than "cheese which has at some point been cooked".

F**king hell this is the dullest conversation in the world.

I've been told on a number of occasions that when Steven Gerrrard was asked what his favourite cheese was, he replied 'melted!'

I hope it's true.

Quote: Gavin @ November 11 2008, 2:27 PM GMT

F**king hell this is the dullest conversation in the world.

Gavin, most people only THINK that when they're talking to Aaron; to say it out loud is just plain rude.

Warm or cold, I'm always happy with any cheese.

Quote: Gavin @ November 11 2008, 2:27 PM GMT

F**king hell this is the dullest conversation in the world.

Also true though.

Quote: Ben @ November 11 2008, 2:29 PM GMT

Warm or cold, I'm always happy with any cheese.

I told you to wash yourself down there Ben. I had to sit downwind from you last week.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheese fondue.

I am eating hot cross buns. :)

Quote: Nick Rivers @ November 11 2008, 2:30 PM GMT

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheese fondue.

Oooh I love cheese fondue.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 11 2008, 2:29 PM GMT

Gavin, most people only THINK that when they're talking to Aaron

I can assure you that they do not.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 11 2008, 2:29 PM GMT

Gavin, most people only THINK that when they're talking to Aaron; to say it out loud is just plain rude.

It was either that or I was going out the window.

I've never had a fondue. Oh woe is me.

I had a panini which contained very stringy cheese the other day. I'm giving up on them, they're too much hassle.

Quote: Aaron @ November 11 2008, 2:32 PM GMT

I can assure you that they do not.

I feel for you Aaron. Do you mind? I won't go below the belt area. Much.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 11 2008, 2:31 PM GMT

Oooh I love cheese fondue.

If you live in London (which I think you do), go to the cheese fondue Saint Morritz restaurant in Soho.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 11 2008, 2:34 PM GMT

I feel for you Aaron. Do you mind? I won't go below the belt area. Much.

I'd really rather you didn't, to be honest.

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