Just undetook a test on hypochondria on the internet. I answered the questioned honestly and fairly and it has come to the conclusion I need professional help so I can live a happier life. If you fancy having a go at the test, I've got the link at the bottom. Please answer honestly.
Proper link to test;
According to that test I'm a hypochondriac.
I want my headstone to read the same as Spike Milligan's. "I told you I was ill".
Cut and pasted from my results....
Your Hypochondria Rating: Very Low
Your rating indicates that hypochondria is not even on your radar. Far from being a hypochondriac, you almost never worry about your health or suffer the anxiety that defines this disorder.
This actually surprised me a little.
Sorry Ruby, but it appears we are alike.
Go us. \o/
Here's mine: Moderate
Your rating suggests the possibility of hypochondria, but it is not a clear case. You clearly have some anxiety over your health and well-being. If your health concerns are disrupting your daily activities, you may want to speak to a professional. However, managing your stress and altering your lifestyle may be enough to hold the anxiety at bay
Your Hypochondria Rating: Low
It is unlikely that you are a hypochondriac. You may occassionally fret over your health, but this is not abnormal. Health fears do not dominate your day and cause unnecessary anxiety, and your outlook in this area appears well within the normal range.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 11 2008, 9:55 AM GMTYour Hypochondria Rating: Low
It is unlikely that you are a hypochondriac. You may occassionally fret over your health, but this is not abnormal. Health fears do not dominate your day and cause unnecessary anxiety, and your outlook in this area appears well within the normal range.
That's what I got too. Imagine if we had kids, Matt! They'd be so worry free!
Quote: Ben @ November 11 2008, 9:59 AM GMTThat's what I got too. Imagine if we had kids, Matt! They'd be so worry free!
And handsome bitches to boot.
Also freaks. But then I would imagine that that comes with the territory.
You leave my kids alone!
I'll fiddle with them. I'll fiddle with them good and proper.
Unless you think you can take on Matthew 'Momma' Stott, then I strongly advise you against it.
Quote: Ben @ November 11 2008, 10:35 AM GMTUnless you think you can take on Matthew 'Momma' Stott, then I strongly advise you against it.
Why am I automatically the woman? I'm a man (of sorts) God damn it!