Does this work?
FX: PHONE RINGING
Suzy: Hello BBC complaints.
Rhys: Hi, I'd just like to complain basically.
Suzy: Right. Anything in particular?
Rhys: Not really.
Suzy: Well can…
Rhys: Actually. There is. Why do them little sign language people in the corner of the screen only come out at night?
Suzy: I don't know.
Rhys: I mean are they nocturnal? Because if there nocturnal then that's understandable.
Suzy: Yeah that's the reason, there nocturnal (BEAT) like bats.
Rhys: Ah. Do you think you could find some that aren't nocturnal then? Because us deaf people…
Suzy: Sir your not deaf.
Rhys: What?
Suzy: I said your not deaf.
Rhys: I think there might be a problem with the line. Hello?
Suzy: Sir, could you please stop wasting our time? We've actually got things that need to be done. Why don't you phone a company who haven't got a lot to do?
Rhys: Channel 5 it is then. Thanks for your help.
FX: DEAD PHONE LINE