Well, I'm new to the forum. I'm Matt. I'm a professional folksinger in the states. I play Scrabble more than humanly possible. I love British television and have download well over 3 terrabytes worth of the stuff.
Hi!
Gooooood moaning Matt!
Some questions you must answer before being allowed entry. (OO ER!)
What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite pizza topping?
Cats or dogs?
Coke or Pepsi?
What is your favourite British sitcom?
Aaaaaaaaand ... GO!
Wow, I have learned that one can be a professional folksinger!
This is enough to get him through the doors. 
Well... 
Quote: Aaron @ November 10 2008, 12:06 AM GMTGooooood moaning Matt!
Some questions you must answer before being allowed entry. (OO ER!)
What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite pizza topping?
Cats or dogs?
Coke or Pepsi?
What is your favourite British sitcom?Aaaaaaaaand ... GO!
Well... Alright then... You people and your silly questions. But you know what, f**k it. I'll answer them.
Green. Spinach. Dogs. I don't drink soda. Green Wing.
But! But! I'm not sure if I can let you in with those answers. Only 2 out of 5. 
Hello!
Quote: Aaron @ November 10 2008, 9:46 AM GMTBut! But! I'm not sure if I can let you in with those answers. Only 2 out of 5.
Oh, Aaron. You and you totalitarian dictatorship.
Quote: matt insley @ November 10 2008, 2:08 PM GMTOh, Aaron. You and you totalitarian dictatorship.
I'll dictate you in a minute! *shakes fist*
Quote: Aaron @ November 10 2008, 2:19 PM GMTI'll dictate you in a minute! *shakes fist*
This is twice in one day you've,ummm...fisted something. That I've seen at least. Is there something you need to tell us?
Hi ho.
Or does that sound rude in your country.
Hey Matt!
Quote: matt insley @ November 10 2008, 3:08 PM GMTThis is twice in one day you've,ummm...fisted something. That I've seen at least. Is there something you need to tell us?
Yes:
I'm bored.
Quote: matt insley @ November 10 2008, 6:01 AM GMTWell... Alright then... You people and your silly questions. But you know what, f**k it. I'll answer them.
Green. Spinach. Dogs. I don't drink soda. Green Wing.
Your favourite pizza topping is SPINACH? Dough, cheese and spinach. You must have a bombproof anus that's all I can say.
Welcome!