Not do you dislike, hate or wish to murder.
But you know you're down the pub and you just want to go upto them.
And set them straight on a few things, put them in their place.
Me first.
Billy Oddie. You are a Goody, stop being grumpy and talking about badgers.
Jeremy Clarkson. Why are you only on Top Gear? Why aren't you running the BBC or the country?
Russell Brand? If Hollywood loves you so much why don't you piss off to Tinsel Town for good?