Beer in had, steaks on the grill. Ahh, it's Saturday.
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I've just been sitting on an old fashioned radiator and now have a lovely warm derriere. 
Old fashioned radiator? Do you mean a prostitute?
Quote: Aaron @ October 30 2008, 1:43 PM BSTOld fashioned radiator? Do you mean a prostitute?
No, these are very low broad radiators from years ago.
In typing a reply, I just discovered that Shift + Insert is the same as Ctrl + V.
It is a good day.
My fiancee just came home with a Duchy doughnut and a Tim Horton's coffee for me. Today will be a good day.
Good daaaaay! Rocky Horror tickets came, great day at Katie's, and now I'm not going to a birthday which I wasn't looking forward to in the slightest.
Awesome. 
Loooovely cold, grey, windy, wet day today. *pulls hood up* Ace. <3
Just had my hair cut and a very sexy blonde washed my hair. Fortunately I was wearing that tent thing, as there were definite stirrings when she massaged in the conditioner.
Also, on the way to the hairdressers, I had to stop for a gaggle of ducks crossing a road (don't worry, cars aren't allowed down there, so they're perfectly safe).
Quote: chipolata @ November 7 2008, 10:26 AM GMTFortunately I was wearing that tent thing, as there were definite stirrings when she massaged in the condition.
Would that not have made it even more obvious...?
Quote: Aaron @ November 7 2008, 11:19 AM GMTWould that not have made it even more obvious...?
No, it's like wearing a plastic burka, covering your body. You could beat yourself off while she was cutting your hair and she wouldn't notice.
Not wishing to appear pedantic but, Gaggle of ducks?
I believe the collective noun "Gaggle" is applied to geese only. For ducks, you can use; a Badling, a Flush, a Sord, a Team or a Twack, to name a few.
My personal favourite is a Twack.
I had a real money's-worth haircut and beard-trim yesterday. Amazing how draughty it feels today.
Quote: chipolata @ November 7 2008, 11:39 AM GMTNo, it's like wearing a plastic burka, covering your body. You could beat yourself off while she was cutting your hair and she wouldn't notice.
You must have a very small penis.
Quote: Aaron @ November 7 2008, 11:50 AM GMTYou must have a very small penis.
No, I've just perfected the art of wanking in public and not getting arrested.