I wish, shoot them right up the arse (with a gun).
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Quote: Leevil @ June 24, 2007, 2:38 AMTHE FUCKING DOGS NEXT DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARKING AT THIS TIME (CHECK TIME STAMP) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shameless plug
Check my Dogs standup thread on critique. Give me their names and I'll spill the beans on their antisocial behaviour as part of my routine. That'll show the gits.
I fear that I have no time for the dogs and I don't get 'em.
I don't see the big attraction to dogs, you have to throw stuff for them, and walk them, with a cat you can open the door and say "walk yourself" and they do.
Plus, dogs are stupid. They think they have to do tricks to get food! Foolish creatures.
And cats are good at killing pigeons, anything that gets rid of pigeons is good in my veiw, thats why i love my car bumper.
I have a shameless mug, i got it from the online mug store, i had no idea you could get a shameless plug, how do they fit all the characters on it?
Its not that type of plug Lewis if you get my meaning (if you don't then I meant a butt plug 
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Wow you can get shameless butt plugs, is there any Channel 4 logos on it? (at first i thought you were talking about bath plugs, then after i posted i thought, wait there isn't anything shameless about a bath plug, it is only stopping you wasting water.)
I hate getting so drunk and losing my camera!!!! I am pissed off at myself!! grrrr
I hate Ellie getting pissed and losing her camera to
Quote: EllieJP @ June 25, 2007, 12:37 AMThat's not very nice!
He's not very nice at all.
Especially on Sundays
Jamie Oliver.