Not bad quite smooth.
Guiness is a bit light for my tastes.
Why I love my mother Page 2
When questioned about the American elections and Barack Obama, my mum said 'Isn't he from The A-Team?' 
I laughed so hard!
Sorry for going slightly off topic 
That'd make him BO Obama, is your mother a satirist?
Afraid not.. Just not very savvy!
Quote: Chickenoriental @ November 5 2008, 6:12 PM GMTWhen questioned about the American elections and Barack Obama, my mum said 'Isn't he from The A-Team?'
Sorry for going slightly off topic
!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 5 2008, 9:34 AM GMTI'm just kind of captivated by how lovely the handwriting is.
She's an English major and amateur artist. Her penmanship has actually gotten worse over the years.
I'm going to do *so* well if I actually get onto an English degree and have to hand write things then. 
Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2008, 3:39 PM GMTI like guiness and blackcurrant.
Do you even try? Guinness*
I do but I'm genuinely quite blind on repeated letters, even when I check.
Which I do honest.
Quote: Griff @ November 5 2008, 6:38 PM GMTIt always makes me laugh when you complain about words that Sooty has got nearly right. I mean he was almost there with that, just one letter missing and a capitalisation error. Yet when he posts swathes of random keystrokes that not even Alan Turing could decode you turn a blind eye.
Until now. It'd be a never ending mission if I'd been bringing him up on every mistake.
But I'm genuinely bored of having to re-read things now. So think about what you're writing sooty. It's in the site rules.
Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2008, 6:37 PM GMTI do but I'm genuinely quite blind on repeated letters, even when I check.
Which I do honest.
Mmk. Well, it's the numerous lines where all you need is a comma or a new sentence that's really annoying me.
Quote: Griff @ November 5 2008, 12:03 PM GMTWow Lee you're the second person in 20+ years I've met who drinks Guinness and blackcurrant. Someone used to come in and ask for it when I worked in a bar in student days. I tell people this and no-one believes me. There was also a Guinness and lime guy. I have also been persuaded to try Guinness and port which is actually nowhere near as bad as I expected and gets you MINGINGLY pissed.
Nout wrong with a guinness and black - it's rather comman where I come from, but I find it's more a meal in a pint glass than a drink to enjoy on a night out.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 5 2008, 4:31 PM GMTI used to do bar work and have served plenty of polluted Guinness:
blackcurrant
orange
lime
cider
spitAll have been added and served..
Least other bodily fluids didn't enter the glass Frankie, then again you are a gentlemen, not until the third round?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2008, 12:23 PM GMTI love my mum because she's my best friend
So you both go on the prowl for men? 
Quote: Paul W @ November 5 2008, 9:27 PM GMTNout wrong with a guinness and black - it's rather comman where I come from, but I find it's more a meal in a pint glass than a drink to enjoy on a night out.
common*
Like you. 
Excuse me, is this room for suppressed Oedipus Complexes?
Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2008, 6:58 AM GMTI'm visiting my parents in Florida and was happy to see this shopping list on the refrigerator. She knows me too well. (I'm drinking a can as I type.)
If I wrote on my refrigerator in felt-tip pen I'd be sent to my room with no supper.
Quote: Aaron @ November 5 2008, 9:48 PM GMTcommon*
Like you.
Surprised you didn't pick up on "Nout"