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DaButt, why do you personally feel the need to own a gun? I'm curious.

Quote: Eat My Shirts @ November 5 2008, 2:54 PM GMT

DaButt, why do you personally feel the need to own a gun? I'm curious.

Many reasons. To name a few: Guns are fun. I like to target shoot. I'd like to have some protection at hand in certain circumstances. I agree with our founders that bearing arms is a citizen's right. I don't like to be outgunned by criminals.

Quote: Aaron @ November 5 2008, 2:51 PM GMT

You make Gavin look charming in comparison, Nil. :)

Now I know you're just trying to aggrivate me. :P

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2008, 3:00 PM GMT

Many reasons. To name a few: Guns are fun. I like to target shoot. I'd like to have some protection at hand in certain circumstances. I agree with our founders that bearing arms is a citizen's right. I don't like to be outgunned by criminals.

Do you find them outgunning you on a regular basis? ;)

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2008, 3:00 PM GMT

Many reasons. To name a few: Guns are fun. I like to target shoot. I'd like to have some protection at hand in certain circumstances. I agree with our founders that bearing arms is a citizen's right. I don't like to be outgunned by criminals.

Are you stroking a gun as you type?

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2008, 3:00 PM GMT

Many reasons. To name a few: Guns are fun. I like to target shoot. I'd like to have some protection at hand in certain circumstances. I agree with our founders that bearing arms is a citizen's right. I don't like to be outgunned by criminals.

Dear oh dear. Rolling eyes

Quote: Bad dog @ November 5 2008, 3:01 PM GMT

Do you find them outgunning you on a regular basis? ;)

Yes, at the moment I am outgunned by all armed criminals. And yes, I have been in a situation where a handgun kept me from losing my property and potentially my life.

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 3:01 PM GMT

Are you stroking a gun as you type?

As I've said, I have never owned a gun in my 45 years on this planet. But that will soon change.

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2008, 3:04 PM GMT

Yes, at the moment I am outgunned by all armed criminals. And yes, I have been in a situation where a handgun kept me from losing my property and potentially my life.

America's a violent shithole, isn't it?

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2008, 3:05 PM GMT

As I've said, I have never owned a gun in my 45 years on this planet. But that will soon change.

You're really quite angry about Obama winning, aren't you?

Quote: Bad dog @ November 5 2008, 2:54 PM GMT

His colour wasn't the decider, of course

Really?

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 5 2008, 3:00 PM GMT

Now I know you're just trying to aggrivate me. :P

aggravate* :P

Yes, the democrats were going to win as long as they put up anyone half credible.

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 3:06 PM GMT

America's a violent shithole, isn't it?

Not at all. As many Englishmen have observed, they feel safer here than in their own country. But the inner cities, slums and drug/gang-ridden areas are dangerous. And I was in one of those areas in Los Angeles (Rolling Stones concert in 1989) when a man tried to force his way into my car and was turned back by my friend with a gun. I had no idea he was (legally) armed, but he may have saved my life.

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 3:06 PM GMT

You're really quite angry about Obama winning, aren't you?

Not at all. I was only marginally in favor of McCain. I would have voted for Obama but I saw no substance behind the aura.

Quote: Bad dog @ November 5 2008, 2:54 PM GMT

His colour wasn't the decider, of course

Exit polls show that more than 95% of African-Americans voted for Obama. 55% of whites voted for McCain. Race played a huge role in Obama's victory.

Thank Dawkins he won it.

Let's celebrate with an appropriately themed song:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5tYYuQ4bsAE

Quote: Aaron @ November 5 2008, 2:38 PM GMT

Black. Like niggers.

Except, wait, they're brown. Woah.

That's just needlessly rude.

If it offends you sooty, then I know I've done good.

No Aaron it informs me.

Well he didn't claim to bum Andrew Sachs or advocate knifing prostitutes.

So we should be ok.

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